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what’s going on with women these days my bro who makes 300K and lives in a sick condo downtown and asks all his first dates how good they are at ironing shirts can’t find a girlfriend

05.03.2026 14:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hmm gotta wonder if viewing women as servants has anything to do with the “male loneliness epidemic”

05.03.2026 14:05 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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wanted to share this really good photoshop my wife did of me

04.03.2026 22:52 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can you imagine how smooth your brain would have to be to think this is cool

04.03.2026 14:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
some dumb shit head writing bullshit

some dumb shit head writing bullshit

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

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03.03.2026 12:32 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got it 👍

02.03.2026 22:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

somehow missed this the other day 😍😍😍

02.03.2026 18:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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good mail day 😍😍😍

01.03.2026 15:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh baby

01.03.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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50th birthday beers with my favorite person, doesn’t get much better than this folks

28.02.2026 23:08 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

28.02.2026 15:12 👍 7269 🔁 1360 💬 72 📌 26

indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.

28.02.2026 15:42 👍 2010 🔁 458 💬 10 📌 3
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I’m not a newborn fawn, I understand gross losers fail upwards all the time, but I still get a little baffled by stuff like this. is there nobody else who can write a GI Joe movie.

28.02.2026 15:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh really bsky.app/profile/negi...

28.02.2026 14:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

personally I wish the people in charge of stuff weren’t gross lunatics

27.02.2026 17:56 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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made it out alive with my candied chicken salad croissant sandwich

26.02.2026 14:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

due to safety concerns I will now be driving 135 miles south to purchase my groceries in Decorah, Iowa. thank you.

26.02.2026 12:56 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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whoa!

25.02.2026 03:18 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

rousing ovation from both sides of the aisle as president Trump salutes state of the union special guest Elias Koteas for his supporting performance as Sgt. Jack Mulanax in Zodiac

25.02.2026 02:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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loving the pediatric dentist office mix of Inside Out on the tv and the Bodeans playing overhead on the soft rock channel at the same time

24.02.2026 14:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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hockey players tend to skew conservative?

23.02.2026 21:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every clip I’ve seen of Landman it appears Billy Bob Thornton has achieved a level of phoning it in heretofore unseen by the human eye

22.02.2026 20:17 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

lots but my heart will always belong to Jack’s frozen pizzas

22.02.2026 19:53 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh you enjoyed the hockey game? perhaps have you considered

22.02.2026 17:37 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.02.2026 17:31 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bill Guerin is going to drink 400 beers

22.02.2026 16:02 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good for america, we deserve this

22.02.2026 15:58 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2026 15:20 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2

I’m a very casual hockey fan and that successful 5 on 3 penalty kill was fairly exhilarating

22.02.2026 14:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0