Pat Beall's Avatar

Pat Beall

@pbeall

Columnist and op-ed writer, South Florida Sun Sentinel; popups at Orlando Sentinel. Kayaks with gators. Wordwork: elex access, opioids, private prisons, child welfare.

16,426
Followers
215
Following
181
Posts
11.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Pat Beall @pbeall

Post image

Cricket right now

05.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 3046 πŸ” 386 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 24
Video thumbnail

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 21759 πŸ” 4808 πŸ’¬ 730 πŸ“Œ 393
Post image

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17023 πŸ” 5938 πŸ’¬ 509 πŸ“Œ 493
Video thumbnail

Walz: "There are no Somali folks in the Epstein files"

04.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 4982 πŸ” 1285 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 56

Tubes. Aluminum tubes.

04.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sooner or later, the costs of disinvesting in state capacity become apparent. If you put more money into bombing places you need foreign service capacity more, not less

02.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1267 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 7

Yeah, no mulligan. He had it right the first time. It is Iraq. Only illegal and unsupported by even thin lies.

02.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the rich guys can't literally escape the real world. ☹

02.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 581 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

For once, The Lincoln Project agrees with Trump.

28.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1617 πŸ” 579 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 30
Post image

> @covie93.bsky.social

28.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 25944 πŸ” 5450 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 188

It is not unhinged to speculate about an unhinged man who is, as of this date, unstrained by law.

28.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This aged well. Note the author.

28.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 16068 πŸ” 6221 πŸ’¬ 547 πŸ“Œ 359

Welp

28.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 15815 πŸ” 4530 πŸ’¬ 621 πŸ“Œ 165

Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing, and maga would say she shot somebody.

26.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1357 πŸ” 299 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 14
27.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1514 πŸ” 455 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 14
Post image

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 36986 πŸ” 11948 πŸ’¬ 496 πŸ“Œ 800
Preview
Trump, seeking executive power over elections, is urged to declare emergency Activists who say they are in coordination with the White House are circulating a draft executive order that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.

This is an important @washingtonpost.com story. I'm gifting the link and please be advised that I'm not interested in your views of Jeff Bezos. I do care about supporting reporters and journalism and finding out about scary stuff like this ⬇️ in time to make sure it doesn't happen. 🎁 wapo.st/3N5cpEn

26.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Yes, please keep trotting out one of the most unlikable dinguses in human history to tell people in swing states that he's going to yoink their federal funding. This is an excellent strategy. Proceed.

26.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1576 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 4

J.D. Vance wants your mother to die of a treatable illness.

26.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
White House circulating blatantly illegal draft emergency order to take control of elections Voting rights experts and at least one state election chief said Trump doesn’t have the authority to claim such powers β€” and any attempt would be blatantly illegal.

A draft emergency executive order to declare a national emergency to allow President Donald Trump to take unprecedented control over voting is being circulating by anti-voting activists who said they are in coordination with the White House. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

26.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2333 πŸ” 1309 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 101
Preview
Kash Patel’s use of jet delayed FBI team’s mass shooting response, whistleblower tells top senator Sen. Richard Durbin says FBI director’s β€œmisplaced priorities” led to the delayed response to the Brown University shooting in December.

Breaking MS NOW:

Agents with the FBI's elite evidence response team were delayed in reaching the scene of a mass shooting at Brown U. in December because there was no FBI plane available.

Kash Patel was in south Florida at the time with one of the FBI's two available jets.

24.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 8277 πŸ” 3600 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 377

it's molting season for RFK Jr

24.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 6797 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 10
24.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 4885 πŸ” 2133 πŸ’¬ 228 πŸ“Œ 96
Video thumbnail

BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

23.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 26710 πŸ” 12715 πŸ’¬ 888 πŸ“Œ 957

Well. There are shirts in between.

24.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The SAVE Act is Christian Nationalism in Action Gendered Burdens and the Right to Vote

"The larger project is not about Republican dominance. It’s about creating a government and society where men are dominant and women submit." @pamherd.bsky.social on the real impact of the anti-American, anti-woman, anti-democracy SAVE Act. Kill it please, senators. open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...

23.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Five great writers, plus a few
Elizabeth Bear
William Gibson
Connie Willis
Arthur Conan Doyle
Barbara Tuchman
Michael Lewis
Ray Bradbury
Lawrence Wright
John Le Carre
John Scalzi
William Gibson

22.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let them eat national treasures.

22.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA. HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH "SECRETARY BRAINWORM" WAS
INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS! I AM ALSO BANNING WORKING OUT IN JEANS, VERY STRANGE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! β€” GOVERNOR GCN

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA. HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH "SECRETARY BRAINWORM" WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS! I AM ALSO BANNING WORKING OUT IN JEANS, VERY STRANGE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! β€” GOVERNOR GCN

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA.

21.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 9233 πŸ” 1601 πŸ’¬ 317 πŸ“Œ 128
Post image

MAHA was always a con. It was always about the ego and ambition of a drug-addled narcissistic fraud.

21.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 13390 πŸ” 3937 πŸ’¬ 867 πŸ“Œ 259