the guy is straight up Jim Halperting his way through court.
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the guy is straight up Jim Halperting his way through court.
It's on days like this I like to remember when Lindsey Graham said that Donald Trump would be the end of the Republican party
The logging semi truck from Final Destination did a Pokémon evolve.
What a fucked up timeline to see Marjorie Taylor Greene fighting for what's right against republicans.
Getting passed by a Waymo on the freeway hurts different.
40,000 years ago? Pretty sure I saw this king at The Eagle on Friday.
look out, 4 horsemen of the apocalypse...
the crazy thing about trump's claims about tylenol and autism is that he is definitely in the Epstein Files
I can't handle the news today
Really wanna know how many out-of-touch dads bought tickets thinking they were taking their kids that movie Demon Hunters they won't stop talking about.
We've come full circle. Our tax dollars are finally being spent on public works projects
I always thought this airline passenger was a myth, but I found one out in the wild. Needless to say I've lost all faith in humanity.
Send help.
Drop what you're doing, shirk your responsibilities, leave granny in the crosswalk - no wait - take her with you and go watch KPop Demon Hunters.
RIP to a King among Queens, Terrence Stamp.
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It is the first time that Jewish-led organizations in Israel have made such accusations against the country during nearly 22 months of war.
with a hint of "tee hee 🤭"
Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named: "Shire-Bree Commuter Line Old Forrest Crescent Wildland Scenic Line Fellowship Line Gollum / Sméagol Line Uruk Hai Express Three Hunters Line Fangorn Slow Service Rohan to Gondor Business Line Black Ships Ferry Service Oliphant Direct Line Army of the West Line Gandalf Express A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines: "Eagle Express Paths of the Dead Line Nazgûl Search & Resuce Valinor Ltd." A note at the bottom reads: "* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."
The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have!
Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.
Love all the journalists now asking the administration bold questions about Epstein.
Would have loved it so much more if they had done that literally any other time since Epstein's death in 2019 (when Trump was also president).
Editor: Use "Might Appear" in the title ... and grab one of the dozens of pictures of them smiling together to go with it...
(stubs out cigarette)
... keep the people guessing.
Poof is a Circle of Stars druid. The Aarocokra from Icewind Dale retired from adventuring after her partner passed. Aarocokra mate for life and believing the afterlife is spent among the stars, Poof spends her nights gazing upward regarding her one true love, Bob (not pictured).
This is Notorious R.E.D. a bard Kitsune. Born fifth in line to lead the Kitsune council, R.E.D. left home to pursue a career as a travelling bard, dropping bars and dripping in dope street wear. He's about to release his first EP.
This is Chonk Goldeye, a Tebaxi Barbarian who rages whenever a healer mentions "gained a lil weight there, huh?" He is currently training for the Tour de Neverwinter.
Day two of coming up with D&D characters based on nature photos.
www.theatlantic.com/photo/2025/0...
Great show about a robot who wants to be left alone so it can watch tv. Highly relatable.
This show is about a robot who just wants to be left alone so it can watch millions of different tv shows. Highly relatable.
This is Ana Mone, a Circle of the Sea druid Changeling who doesn't know she is a Changeling after her battle with the dark wizard B.P. Oyel who used modify memory right before she strangled him to death. She now gardens in the Sea of Swords.
(Mehtap Ciftci / Anadolu / Getty)
This is Koo Kuhkaw, an Aarakocra ranger with Benjamin Button disease. He is 97 years old and once dined with Tiamat themselves.
(Sven-Erik Arndt / Arterra / Universal Images Group / Getty)
