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Jake 🐒

@bulkbogan

|| he/they || Non-Bino || Queer || πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί || NC || Picker up of heavy things, player of heavy strings, PhD student at UNC-CH, creature connoisseur, and guitar/vox in @CrashOutNC.bsky.social among other things

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A screenshot of one of those anti-drug PSAs where the person is deflated.

A screenshot of one of those anti-drug PSAs where the person is deflated.

After I spent a month straight working on my 56 page substantive exam, the chair of my dissertation committee (who set the exam) simply thumbs up reacted to my email submitting it…

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Falling in love with my bf all over again right now at this event. I feel so gay.

01.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna have to get another PhD just to get my Boss ES-5 to play nice with my HX Effects

13.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shitty ex housemate stole my Switch and all my games so I’ve now lost all the Pokemon I’ve had since I was a kid because of one selfish cunt. Fucking livid.

29.01.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Making List of Anyone Who Films Them β€œWe have a nice little database and now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”

🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...

23.01.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2166 πŸ” 860 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 110

Oh this got me a lil horny ngl

20.01.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when the university pays for me to go to a conference and I get to see all my conference buddies. I always make new friends when I’m at them too, both inside and outside of the conference itself :3

17.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A 3D print of an owl with the moon, some flowers, and leaves.

A 3D print of an owl with the moon, some flowers, and leaves.

A 3D print of an octopus with Dwayne Johnson’s head on it. It’s called a Rocktopus.

A 3D print of an octopus with Dwayne Johnson’s head on it. It’s called a Rocktopus.

Printing little gifts for my bf using my 3D printer and then running them into the next room to him while he works and saying β€œI made this for you” and then running away to print something else.

14.01.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A close up of a Florida Scrub Jay on a branch

A close up of a Florida Scrub Jay on a branch

Another photo of a Florida Scrub Jay, showing more of its back.

Another photo of a Florida Scrub Jay, showing more of its back.

Still thinking about these beautiful little bastards πŸ’™

10.01.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marge Simpson holding two jugs of β€œhomemade Pepsi”

Marge Simpson holding two jugs of β€œhomemade Pepsi”

Me ever since I got the Pepsi zero flavour syrup for my drinkmate

08.01.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HE’S FINALLY OFF THE LEASE πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

29.12.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a Florida Blue Jay standing on top of my head

A photo of a Florida Blue Jay standing on top of my head

I was chosen today by this Florida Scrub Jay πŸ₯°

28.12.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of me laying down on a towel at the beach. I am reading a book and my ass is out.

A picture of me laying down on a towel at the beach. I am reading a book and my ass is out.

Found a nude beach :3

24.12.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, I saw manatees and turtles this morning and am now crushing a strawberry lemon drop and am having a blast :3

23.12.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s kinda upsetting how much fun I have every time I come to Florida. This place could be so fucking cool if the old bastards stopped ruining shit, damn.

23.12.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Took part in the pilgrimage from the theatre showing Avatar, to the bathroom.

22.12.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah! Added back, mate!! 😊

21.12.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of me in a mirror, I am flexing my arm and am looking like a big strong wo(man)

A photo of me in a mirror, I am flexing my arm and am looking like a big strong wo(man)

I guess the gym has been paying off…

21.12.2025 05:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Duration
49min

Volume
13,480 lbs

Records
11

HEVY
@bulkbogan94

Duration 49min Volume 13,480 lbs Records 11 HEVY @bulkbogan94

Having my big strong man/woman moment. I’ve been using the Hevy app for a little bit now and I really like it so add me on it if you also use it 😊

19.12.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really excited to read Melissa Auf der Maur’s book when it gets released.

19.12.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if I’ll ever be able to listen to Silver Springs and not cry. Probably not.

18.12.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I'm on a
75
day learning streak!
duolingo

I'm on a 75 day learning streak! duolingo

2025
Reading Challenge
Great pace! You're 1 book ahead of schedule.
24 of 25 books read | 14 days left
96%

2025 Reading Challenge Great pace! You're 1 book ahead of schedule. 24 of 25 books read | 14 days left 96%

Arms (Apartment Gym)
47min
Duration

17,300 lbs
Volume

6
Exercises

13
Records

HEVY
@bulkbogan94

Arms (Apartment Gym) 47min Duration 17,300 lbs Volume 6 Exercises 13 Records HEVY @bulkbogan94

A screenshot of an Instagram story upload with a warning saying:
β€œThis caption looks similar to others that have been reported” with the options of β€œedit caption, learn more, and share anyway” 
The caption says β€œyou can eat my entire ass, miss pam” over an article about her dumbass trying to place bounties on trans activists.

A screenshot of an Instagram story upload with a warning saying: β€œThis caption looks similar to others that have been reported” with the options of β€œedit caption, learn more, and share anyway” The caption says β€œyou can eat my entire ass, miss pam” over an article about her dumbass trying to place bounties on trans activists.

Hell of a day

18.12.2025 07:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to grip the handrail to make it down the stairs to my apartment.
(Also add me on #Hevy / #Hevyapp because I need more gym buddies xoxo)

15.12.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Leg/butt day is kicking my legs/butt rn

15.12.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
MY LOCATION
Raleigh
-6
Feels Like: -17Β°
H:11Β° L:-8Β°

MY LOCATION Raleigh -6 Feels Like: -17Β° H:11Β° L:-8Β°

This feels illegal

15.12.2025 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just found out my housemate, who got mad at me when I didn’t fall in love with him, is meeting people I’ve met and telling everyone his deluded version of events as if it were facts. He’s literally going out of his way to get people to not like me while I am at home playing powerwash simulator 2

08.12.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Just finished taking the last class of my PhD program!!!

03.12.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MOTHERFUCKER SPOTTED‼️‼️

02.12.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy power washing simulator 2 and audiobook season to all who celebrate

30.11.2025 05:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoying my husband era

29.11.2025 06:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0