Blake Williger

I got the app but when I try to login, it says “rate limit exceeded,” what does that mean?

I got it but when I try to login, it says “rate limit exceeded,” what does that mean?

BREAKING: A hip.

How many days should it take me to eat a box of Samoa Girl Scout cookies? Is 31 minutes too quick?

"What should we make electric cars sound like?"
"A choir of wailing ghosts."
*everyone laughs*
"Okay, but really, guys."
*nine hours later*
"So we're going with the choir of wailing ghosts?"

I’d recommend MULHOLLAND DRIVE, it’s not quite as odd as the others. It’s one of my favorite movies.

The “how does Jennifer…” Google suggestions actually got me to where I wanted to go.

A cross-stitched ornament of baby Jesus being enveloped by a large blue object that looks like an ocean wave but that is, on further inspection, the Virgin Mary in a blue cloak

It’s that time again! The ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was a surfing baby Jesus.

Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:

1. Close your eyes
2. Make a wish
3. Blow out the candlelight
4. Tonight is just your night, we’re gonna celebrate

Nobody in a movie or TV show has ever stopped to tie their shoes.

But now you know what to say when someone asks.

Imagine Dorothy time-traveling to 2024 and seeing that characters from her concussion dream are now the lead characters in the #1 movie.

I’m here for MLB hot stove news and also to post jokes I don’t really believe in, but need to get out of my head.