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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.

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Ryan Blaney and Louis Foster

Ryan Blaney and Louis Foster

With Indycar and NASCAR sharing the track at Phoenix Raceway this weekend, we did our best to match a driver from one series with a driver from the other series. The similarities are uncanny.

Read it all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

05.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

FAMOUS

04.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'm going back

04.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Looks good, thank you."

04.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I was getting a haircut from my new barber - very cool dude. Anyways among the run-of-the-mill chit chat you have with the person cutting your hair, he says, "Oh don't think I told you - I had an uncle that died from autoerotic asphyxiation." It's all I've been thinking about since.

04.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if the track offers those for sale - best bet would be to visit their web site and contact them directly

04.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just got off the phone with my 70-something Dad, who for the first time was going through NASCAR's for-real-simple online process to get a pit pass. It was 20 minutes that included two near accidental SOS calls and him hanging up on me once. BUT he'll be at Phoenix with me. #NASCAR

03.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So Tyler Reddick won AGAIN at COTA and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

02.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I would like to thank Circuit Of The Americas for doing everything in their power to avoid having turns 6 and 7.

01.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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SPOTTER: Slow down, 69 on your left up ahead

DRIVER: (HITS ACCELERATOR)

SPOTTER: As in the No. 69 truck

DRIVER: Oh (HITS BRAKE)

28.02.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I'm Shane van Gisbergen and I'm asked to film a video for the NASCAR YouTube channel explaining how to get around a road course, I'm saying "Sure!" and showing up at the studio and filling my advice with lies and winning by 45 seconds instead of 16

27.02.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Austin Three Party Before we travel to Austin, Texas, a look back at our favorite moments from our three drivers that are named Austin

There's no better time than race week in Austin to look back at some big career moments for NASCAR's many Austins.

A look at Austins Cindric, Dillon and Hill and their many career accolades.

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

26.02.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Joey Logano came through big on helping us hard launch Connor Zilisch's new nickname #NASCAR

24.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My wife uses both "It's hot as balls" and "It's cold as balls" and I don't know if I have the heart to tell her that while certainly climate-sensitive, they don't go through the temperature swings she seems to think they do

24.02.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tyler Reddick won the race at Echopark Soeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

23.02.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend pal buddy I apologize for not being able to make the trip

22.02.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow's competition meeting

22.02.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Answers the NASCAR Romance Novel questions I received the past few days:
1. Yes, they are real. Published in 2007.
2. eBay or Amazon - check there.
2. Yes, we made the drivers read actual passages from them.

Watch it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

20.02.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Daytona 500 is the first indicator that Spring is approaching. The second is the appearance of these things in parking lots everywhere. They are quite literally an hourglass for Winter.

18.02.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Make them take the same picture with the car after the race #NASCAR #Daytona500

18.02.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We have a new Tyler Reddick variant - "Yoked Tyler." Look at the forearms. Dude could have left clear handprints in concrete that has been dry for a year. #NASCAR

17.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have an ice-cream bar for Harry Hogge

17.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just dragging a fresh, field-dressed kill back to camp

16.02.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So Tyler Reddick won the freaking #DAYTONA500ย  and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

16.02.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a basketball player with the number 3 on his jersey is standing next to another player . ALT: a basketball player with the number 3 on his jersey is standing next to another player .
16.02.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
All 36 NASCAR Cup Series Drivers Explained in 17 Minutes
All 36 NASCAR Cup Series Drivers Explained in 17 Minutes YouTube video by NASCAR

Over on the NASCAR YouTube channel, we put together a little 2026 Cup Series orientation video.

Meet ALL 36 full-time drivers in around 17 minutes.

That's my voice, and yet some commenters think it's AI which is an honor.

WATCH HERE -> youtu.be/fP3WHbYFTIc?...

15.02.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH

14.02.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We asked several NASCAR drivers to read from the 2007 NASCAR romance novels, being Valentine's-Day weekend and all.

Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion โค๏ธ

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

13.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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F--k dynasty A look back at the most memorable f--kin' profanity moments in NASCAR

"F-CK DYNASTY" โ€“ a look back at some of NASCAR's most memorable profanity-laced moments. Please read this sh-t by clicking the link below. ๐Ÿคฌ
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...

12.02.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey keselowski how's that RFK Racing Castrol Ford walking cane handling today #NASCAR

11.02.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0