vint serp

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Yeah of course everybody knows about the comet, but did you know that there were many other mass extinctions events? Well well well glad I came prepared for our little dinner time chat today

not now babe, I am watching a YouTube video about something that I’ll be explaining to you later

yes it was honestly very heartening to learn this. just gotta put in the time if you want it.

babies are better at learning languages because they don't have to answer emails.*

*aside from phonemic vocabulary, that's shown to be easier for kids to pick up than adults.

I will be stepping back from my public commitments but I will continue being around teenagers all the time

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

One attorney, Lizbeth Mateo, said ICE officials slated several of her clients for check-ins at the Edward R. Roybal Federal Building in downtown L.A. but when they showed up on Tuesday, they were detained and immediately escorted to the basement. Mateo said a couple and their two children, one of whom is a U.S. citizen, spent the night in a room with no beds and limited access to food and water. Mateo said the father had previously been issued a stay of removal, barring him from deportation but he and his family were detained anyway. His wife was released Wednesday evening along with their children since she needed medical attention due to a high-risk pregnancy. He was still being detained early Friday, Mateo said.

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles.

Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

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oh hey what's up

the senate: you cant bring that into the court

me, a SCOTUS nominee: sir that is my emotional support billionaire

the senate: fair enough.

who will be the Lorax for the helltree

“Amazon is killing the shopping mall!!!” was a lazy take that didn’t look into why there wasn’t more default foot traffic in the first place

we are supposed to post blue skies here right?

I think the aI models coming out change the economics of moderation in a way that is very favorable for Bluesky to try and automate a lot of it away.

hello sir

let me moderate in the meantime, it’ll
Be fun

I’m in

Yeah!! They start stating their values from the first time an idiot shows up and engages in bad behavior. The platforms either do or don’t do something, there’s no way of getting around it and it’s a statement of values immediately.

it’s a popularity contest!!! sucks to suck

they’re all ridiculous and I love them

lately I’ve been enjoying having midjourney make images of birds smoking

let a thousand skeets bloom

As dawn's embrace unfurls above,
A #skeet ascends, a sign of love.

In sky's ballet, two hearts combine,
A fleeting dance, forever entwined.

Romance ignites, with morning's glow,
A testament to love, a #skeet's gentle show.

a reskeet a day keeps the doctor away

how many y’all like reskeets