Jarhead Pinknose

When the top three trending words are #trump #ICE and #murder ya know things just might not be going well

Don't worry this new MTG won't last long...I remember when Lauren Boebert said something I agreed with once...it was trippy

But they look so beat-upable

Half the world is full of "not good guys". If it wasn't, we wouldn't have elected this guy in the first place. We would've elected "weird Al"...and all would be right with the world. This stupid stupid world.

There's as likely to be a boycott of the World Cup as there is to be a boycott of breathing air. No one is gonna care enough about this to risk upsetting the World Cup. In fact there will be little to nothing done. We didn't care about Iraq and there were far LESS distractions back then!

I once smoked weed illegally in collage like 20 years ago...wanna bomb and extract me from my home next?

A WOMAN president?! How absurd. Leave the "very nice ladies" where they belong I guess...stealing peace prizes from hard working Americans who CLEARLY deserved it more. USA USA...usa...yay.

Maduro will just have to pay the 6 million dollar "get out of jail" fee like the rest of us. No special favors.

Pretty sure the whole "good Christian" thing set sail when a good many were first faced with THAT choice. Suddenly the King James Bible became "hey you do unto others...ehhhhh just not as I do"

Pretty sure pornhub isn't supporting Trump.

Well he beat me, I can't tell
The difference between Stephen miller and a hyena on my best days

Is it weird, or just sad that I saw this, didn't even feign shock, shrugged and just moved on and forgot about it until now because, at this point it's not even the worst thing he's done today....it's weird huh?

"I see an elephant!" "Thats another 100 for you!"
"Three in a row!"

Why do I play fantasy football? Is it for the proverbial kick in the groin when Josh Allen underperforms two weeks straight in the fantasy playoffs ... is it for when I make a last minute switch that costs me the finals...someone tell me why?...it's the proverbial kick to the groin isn't it.

People can sit in their underwear for all i care as long as the multi ton aluminum tube I'm strapped into that shoots me 35000 feet in the air for thousands of miles amd does things that might go along with the "laws" of "physics" but i still dont quite believe lands nice and safely ...

I'm such a sucker for those "would you donate" things at cashiers prompts especially #petsmart and #petco. If one of them at Stop & Shop said "donate 2 dollars so our stock boy can go fight for Russia against the Ukraine", I KNOW it would be a bad idea...but then I'd feel guilty for not donating.

They were talking about the player who grew up with the homemade ball field like it was this amazing thing...no that's just straight fucked up #worldseries

My first gripe with playoff baseball, how did the Brewers not go with the stripes, the best unis in sports! #nlds #playoffbaseball

I'm going to honor those words...time for me to turn a new leaf and start a hatin'!! Let's start with the trannies!

I'll give it a thought...then I'll move on

the thought of such a bill made me smile...

A couple of thoughts and prayers?

Calling this "political violence" is giving that Charlie Kirk WAY to much credit

Nothing better than political insight from the guy who eats and reviews pizza all day and owns a website written by and for the lowest common denominators

Maybe we had it all wrong... he actually just liked people who could whistle a tune and his reputation just got carried away

Just write "I temporarily agree with nick fuentea" I think that's the proper English anyways

Ok everybody STOP and ask honestly what does "cancel
Culture Orwellian squelching of science" actually MEAN? what do those words when laid out paint a picture Of...because I have no f'in clue. Why doesn't someone actually ask "seriously...did you actually READ Orwell, or does it just sound cool?"

I'm gonna get extremely excited when his job is taken over by AI "they first came for the customer service but I said nothing..."

Well at least we know that we didn't destroy the Iranians...if we did THIS press conference wouldn't have happened

I'm just hoping a tank runs out of gas, and the whole parade goes to shit