Wes Flinn (now with new trombones!)

Someone tell him about the rabbits.

Also, don’t underestimate “My child went to the City and now I have a (racial slur) grandkid.”

Nah, man. Even a tornado knows better than to mess with Waffle House staff.

Hey, @pearlriverflow.com - this weather has forced me to seek shelter at a Waffle House in Brandon.

The grave of Sun Ra

The grave of Sun Ra

Space is the place. Respect.

I’ve wondered about this too - is this going to be like the CBS News thing from the Iraq War? Are they releasing phony docs to discredit? Main difference is those docs didn’t come from official sources, but these do.

It is a beautiful thread.

Eternally love a good orange-cat thread

A photoshop of the USS Enterprise (looks to me like NX-01) painted black with the iconic firebird of the Pontiac Trans Am on the saucer section. Below, a shot of the bridge with Bandit’s (Burt Reynolds) head on Kirk’s body and Snowman’s (Jerry Reed) head on Spock’s body. 153 mark 2 and down…

It’s apparently been done.

This is also prime Smokey and the Bandit territory.

“Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that Romulan ale so bad?”

“Because he’s thirsty, dummy!”

something something them Dune boys something something

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

Someday the cosmos might get ‘em
But the law never will

That’s significantly closer to me. Unfortunately, I’m in Alabama this weekend!

the biggest problem with polyamory is that it increases the odds you could be in a relationship with someone who writes personal essays

Look, I'm sure that we are prepared to counter any domestic terror threat, as long as it involves something in the general vicinity of whatever tractor pull Kash Patel's girlfriend is singing at.

THIS is what was needed.

Had occasion to say “Some people just can’t handle the raw sexual energy of a trombonist” today and now I’m thinking about choices I’ve made in my life.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

"They say baby got back, but where's baby? can't find baby." -Bernie Sanders

I love Bernie Sanders.

CRICKET IS AVENGED

The Failson Academy

Education researchers take note: a lot of fun real-world experiments spinning up at the moment!

It was a New Year’s Eve gig.

1997-98, if memory serves.

I was chased away from Corbin, KY by the Klan following a gig.

I am *spectacularly* unsuited for agricultural deployment.