Timothy Agius's Avatar

Timothy Agius

@rural-juror

almost 30 Comms @sandboxstrat.com Improv @ Magnet/UCB Theaters

114
Followers
82
Following
36
Posts
25.07.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Timothy Agius @rural-juror

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

09.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 10360 πŸ” 1346 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 37
Post image
08.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2646 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 18

No Sunnyside shout out -- my bracket is in shambles

27.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

9Β°F and the train station waiting room locked once again, obv better it never be used for it's literal purpose than any homeless person ever use it to not freeze. We can make it a museum exhibit and look at the benches through the glass and think about what kind of society once did things for people

27.01.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Suddenly Applebee's '2 for $15' bargain took on a dark new meaning"

25.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
25.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 4491 πŸ” 2087 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 107
Post image

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.

16.01.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 12062 πŸ” 2337 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 126

Will never not be jarring to see armed goons demanding people’s papers on the street in the United States of America like it’s Nazi Germany. Fuckin nightmare scenes.

13.01.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 4527 πŸ” 1180 πŸ’¬ 168 πŸ“Œ 28

President Trump is threatening to seize lands that belong to our allies.

Why not seize the opportunity to negotiate prescription drug prices for small business owners??

07.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're a monster

03.01.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best to ever do it

30.12.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 13865 πŸ” 3440 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 80

"cArE f0r a gAmE, hu-m0n"

16.12.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.12.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 11255 πŸ” 4431 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16

Trump 5 minutes after meeting me: And you know, Sisko doesn't even get the goatee until Season 3 of Deep Space 9. Rick Berman, who is very NOT nice by the way. Not a nice man. He won't let Avery Brooks shave his head until Way of the Warrior. Can you believe it?

21.11.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

13.11.2025 03:50 πŸ‘ 1774 πŸ” 361 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 21
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

13.11.2025 11:33 πŸ‘ 14278 πŸ” 9127 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 887

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

09.11.2025 15:05 πŸ‘ 16824 πŸ” 3221 πŸ’¬ 240 πŸ“Œ 57

This is it, and not just for higher Ed . Zero long-term planning, a society full of institutions run on a toxic combination of individual self-interest and pursuit of instant gratification. β€œThis will be gone soon, how much of the copper wire can I get my hands on as it’s stripped from the walls.”

02.10.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
16.09.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ezra Klein is trying in this column to argue that Kirk was doing politics correctly if you just ignore the content of what he was advocating. That he was contributing to American democracy by arguing civilly for the subjugation of women, gay people, trans people. It simply doesn’t work.

11.09.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 5164 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 48

Like the Please Don't Destroy guys from SNL but instead of NYU they first all met at raising cane's

07.09.2025 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meet the 3 guys who got Rumspringa cancelled for everyone (it seems like a cool time, really, man)

07.09.2025 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got canvassed by the JD Vance campaign today (I'm so sorry, dude)

07.09.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is like if the nepo babies of Reel Big Fish formed their own band

07.09.2025 05:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oh good lord

07.09.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens

30.08.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 7246 πŸ” 1127 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 33

Between PC Richards, Applebee's, Pizzeria UNO and Panera, this is possibly the most cursed vibes intersection in all of Astoria

23.08.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wife and I both got excited to see the next mayor filming in the PC Richards & Son parking lot

23.08.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey NYT, if you want to take down some guys in their 30s i know some real dweebs hmu

08.07.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0