Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.
"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
18.01.2025 18:18
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Love these ladies. 🐈⬛🐈 #sisters
06.12.2024 03:06
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#shoppingsmallonaSunday
01.12.2024 21:25
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I should have but it was an impulse decision. When I decorate it I definitely will though. 😊
30.11.2024 14:40
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I think this is the earliest I’ve put up the tree. It snowed enough to stick & I had the day off. Seemed fitting. ❄️🌲✨
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
27.11.2024 08:18
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Short work week feels.
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