charlotte ✨

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(vibrating a normal amount) let me kknow if you ever want someone to pplay with

my Don't Starve Together obsessed ass really thought you meant the game at first and I was so excited. like a small dog when it hears the word treat

i'm doing really bad rn and the fact that i just don't have hardly any fucking friends is hurting me worse and what's even the point of complaining bc nobody's gonna care

how much money would it take to hire someone to physically come to my house and force me to go outside

i named myself after the fucking dog from all dogs go to heaven .

Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

The BlackBerry 6710 (2002)

it's been so long and i still say "conglaturation" thanks to this fucking screen

(Showing the tcrf.net page for Ghostbusters (NES).) Regional Differences Missing Ending "This text is only slightly different from the US version's ending, with the latter correcting "grate" to "great". Still doesn't make it true, mind you..."

The aforementioned missing ending, reading: "CONGLATURATION !!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GRATE GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE. NOW GO AND REST OUT HEROES !"

my cat immediately came up to me and he's purring and kneading my chest

i don't feel good and i want a hug

chat can you give me strength to go do my laundry

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

GIRL GAMER ANAZGINE

awake

okay good news my issues are slowly subsiding
so i'm not dying

someone should make a booby mousepad but the bumps are instead two pipis and the design is #spamton in a huge pile of pipis

"and you're dying and every moment you don't call 911 is one you get closer to death"

i fucking hate anxiety

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGFHHHHHG........
last night i had such awful and deep gut pain i legitimately wondered for a second if i had a fucking hernia or something. most of the pain's passed now so i assume Fucking Not but anxiety brain wants to say "oh you burst your intestine and now it's leaking into you"

i ate too much snacks right before bed so i woke up like two hours after i fell asleep and instantly almost fucking threw up. awesome

Soft Reminder:
The word "gypped" is a bad word based on the slur for Romani "Gypsy" and maligns Romani with thievery and swindling as to "gyp" someone is to steal from them or swindle them.

Thanks for hearing me out.

being plural is so fucking funny because (gets scared of sharing information because pluralphobia is rampant online and some people even search words on socmedia to find things to post to cringe subreddits) because. there. is a guy in my head

that sure did exist and was drawn

Reblog by @jack-os-5d 💬 12  🔁 14330  ❤️ 27814 · Predator/prey anthropomorphic animals as a metaphor similarly gets on my nerves But this reminds me of a thing i heard someone say recently that apparently there was an i…

okay well I'm never gonna find it properly, bc it was on Tumblr so I'm sure it's just lost to the ether. but a post with similar commentary I found is this: www.tumblr.com/jack-os-5d/7...
i couldn't find a picture of the scene from the manga with the poster that says "predator lives matter" but.

racist bad bad, let me go find the compilation post i saw once

i don't know how to more succinctly say how fucking scared i am of the normalization of sloppy bullshit vibeslop code being used in things i depend on/want to make a part of my life beyond just like, fucking crying ngl
it's everywhere and i really can't handle it

ate the last of my jalapeno poppers today and somehow i have not exploded yet

do Not /srs