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Jeph the Giant Ginge

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Father. Discontent Creator. Recovering Comedy Writer. First Man to Summit Everest in a Bathysphere. Autistic, but not in the "profitable in Vegas" way. I am the Brute Squad.

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Linkin Park - What I've Done (Optimus Prime speech 2007) [HQ]
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The temptation is to observe the catastrofuck nature of the world around us and to give up, because what can be done in that overwhelm?

Just remember that Peter Cullen and Chester Bennington manage to gift the bayformer abomination with one of the best film endings ever.

youtu.be/rdMCuLfTk7s?...

06.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck everything about this.

Studs-up tackles to anyone crossing a line.

06.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once got into a full on fistfight in the UN General Assembly Chambers.

In my defense, I never heard my little sister call "dibs" on the armrest.

05.03.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I can say for certain is that there is absolutely -zero- chance that Dr. Doofenschmirtz's favorite wrestler is not @danhausen.bsky.social

#GetThatManABlimp

03.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've come around to the position that we must drill for oil here. Because as long as Americans view the ecological devastation as in the Niger Delta as a thing that happens to other people, the true damage is ignorable.

03.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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03.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cristian Roldan is gonna drag this team kicking and screaming towards something marginally approaching an actual performance.

01.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Add in the variable of three megalomaniac narcissists who may have fatal or progressing illness and do have nuclear weapons?

It's death cults the whole way down.

01.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my dreams is to watch an Abbas Kiarostami film in Tehran. It'd be in Farsi of course, so I'd be utterly clueless of dialogue, but the sheer beauty of his eye needs no translation.

Also, my favorite animal in the world lives in the mountains of NW Iran. I'd love to see it in the wild someday.

28.02.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The self-inflicted catastrofuck of this attack.

If it's about protestors, you don't feed regime propaganda about "outside agitation".

If it's about nukes, you don't abrogate the Treaty that already met your conditions.

If it's about regime change, you don't attack with the Israelis and Saudis.

28.02.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would've loved to be the last generation of veterans.

But as long as the ruling classes know they can trade the lives and health of poor kids for profit and power, we're always disposable.

Fuck.

28.02.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Locking up the emergency keeper. Good call.

28.02.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Seattle Sounders player Paul Rothrock holding the WWE hardcore championship belt

Seattle Sounders player Paul Rothrock holding the WWE hardcore championship belt

After reviewing last night's match, the committee has awarded Paul Rothrock an additional award along with his Man of the Match performance.

The sideline signboard with which he collided was taken to Harborview Hospital for observation and is expected to miss the rest of the regular season.

23.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Paul Rothrock holding the WWE hardcore championship.

An image of Paul Rothrock holding the WWE hardcore championship.

After reviewing last night's match, the committee has awarded Paul Rothrock an additional award along with his Man of the Match performance.

The sideline signboard with which he collided was taken to Harborview Hospital for observation and is expected to miss the rest of the regular season.

23.02.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pity that the referee couldn't be there

23.02.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they know that nosebleeds can be cured by sleeping under an ingot of high-quality copper?

I think I know a guy.

23.02.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you get roasted by Chuck Schumer's account?

That's when it's time to turn mother's picture to the wall and get out. (/MagnificentSeven)

23.02.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude. It was one hockey game. There's no reason to let it spiral you this far into bootlicking insanity.

23.02.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sign the kid up.

(At least until we know how bad Morris and Dotson are hurt).

23.02.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True story, Randall grew up to be Benjy Shapiro.

23.02.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jumplessly Caring is the best description of my pub league soccer career.

23.02.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If one can insert stoppage time into stoppage time, the posited end point of any half of play can never be reached to a terminal degree of certainty notwithstanding time lapsed since it began. As recursion is potentially unlimited, soccer infers infinity by default. Also, VAR sucks.

- Zeno of Alea

23.02.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says a little from column a a little from column b. Alt: a cartoon character says a little from column a a little from column b.
23.02.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know that I'm not the first to say this, but the writing on that show is a masterclass of using subtlety to guide the audience along with the characters' journeys.

But it's also hilarious when they switch it up, just abandon it and club the viewer over the head with the moral of the piece.

20.02.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doyle is really good at this.

Just disappointed to see "schizophrenic" tossed around like that.

Especially from the one guy who unapologetically called out Caleb Porter for his "not weak enough for PTSD" bullshit a few years back.

20.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good article. But I would ask you to reconsider using "schizophrenic" in that way. First off, the more appropriate condition for what you're looking is "Dissociative Identity Disorder".

Secondly, I would suggest trying to use a metaphor that steers further from stigmatizing mental health matters.

20.02.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Concurring opinion: It will work, and - in principle - it's one of the last stops before we break out the Paris Haircut machines.

20.02.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Matter-Eating... Middle aged dude"?

19.02.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ramadan Kareem.

19.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0