Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
09.12.2025 20:58
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Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
Was going to suggest 'Best history conference paper title' but the pun categories are likely to cover that already
haha dit is exáct wat ik eigenlijk wilde weten
ik zag vanochtend een haas vanuit de trein, vandaar
am going to print this off and put it in a sleeve like a pensioner
Ooit ga ik onder het pseudoniem 'Haas' schrijven zodat ik op een zelfgekozen tijdstip en met veel drama 'Mijn naam is Haas!' kan roepen
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
*heropent snel word-document*
thanks for nothing loes
:(
wil je me niet eens zo triggeren
ahhh it's perfect, one day I'll write a book just on white ravens
not anymore
is there a way out of this loop that doesn't involve eating too many biscuits
have to write a thing that I don't want to write and because of that it's taking way too long which makes me dislike writing it even more
Saw a couple in the garden of their new house attack an old rose in their garden with two spades and I muttered all kinds of curses
WHOOSH
(the sound of blossom)
New collection—Witchcraft and Magic in England, c. 1400–1920.
It explores the place of witchcraft in English history, as well as the influence of alchemy, astrology, herbalism, and related esoteric practices!
Learn more at britishonlinearchives.com/collections/....
maybe I should write a book about bugs, birds and fennel
it's still funny to me that my publisher thought it'd make great promo sense to describe me as "author with 10k followers on bsky" but it's all just bugs, birds and fennel here
Kronos enters the chat:
all rooms occupied in the bee hotel
The Folklore Society mistletoe logo
The Folklore Society’s Katharine Briggs Prize 2026 has opened for entries! Open to books in English having their initial publication in the UK & Ireland in the period from 1 June 2025 to 31 May 2026. Deadline for entries 31 May 2026. More info and rules: www.folklore-society.com/awards/the-k...
Sint-Truiden heeft z'n eigen Aalst
Men lacht weleens met Sint-Truiden maar waar anders zie je een man die elke ochtend met z'n schlagerzangerkapsel uit het raam hangt herhaaldelijk een duif proberen wegjagen om het uiteindelijk op een akkoordje te gooien, de duif binnen te laten en even later met z'n tweeën aan het raam te zitten
Wat maakt een goed leven?
Volgens de Amerikaanse professor Agnes Callard ligt het antwoord bij Socrates en filosofische reflectie.
Maar wie kwetsbaar is, valt al snel uit de Socratische boot, stelt dr. @sigridwallaert.bsky.social (UGent).
Lees meer 👉 www.tijdschriftkarakter.be/hoe-mijn-oma...
sowieso flatterend
Jellyfish have survived all 5 mass extinctions which goes to show the best way to succeed in this world is to not have a brain or heart
flatterend (?) dat je hierbij aan mij denkt
no, I wasn't dancing in the street, a bumblebee just got close to my eyes