Lord I’m grateful, but why I had to have over achieving ass children. I told them they can stay home, because of the weather advisory and they looking at me like I’m unfit.
Talking about they going to school because they been out for 2 weeks already!
It’s too MF 🥶 out there, lil 4 eyed fuckers!
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To my Up North Skousins,
Please come get y’all miserable ass weather from Down South. We don’t deserve this shit, our crime rate dropped in “24”, why are we being punished!!
Y’all I just went outside and asked my ppl to let me shoot the AR, they said “Oh we done” then my Uncle said he ain’t that damn drunk 😂😂😂
It’s our Religion, I think 😂😂
What I already learned this Year, is that I am not prepared as I thought I was. 🔫 I’m definitely getting more artillery just in case.
I’m on the 8th floor, and I’m still scared 😂😂 Florida is a Wild place!
I just know that one ain’t legal, I swear that was about 100 rounds in a few seconds! No lie I am scared 😳
I’m on the floor, at this point because wtf 😳
Damn these YN’s ain’t playing. Geesh they shooting Civil War cannons, I need to upgrade my lil pew pew with s switch 😂😂
Bruh! My 6 yr old just saw Santa Claus 🎅🏾 getting into a Chrysler mini van 😂 She gone say “ I thought Santa rode a Sleigh with reindeer“ not a Van like Auntie Sandra 🤭
a few minutes later: Why would Santa want a car like that, I guess old people like them cars😂😂😂
My daughter just called her Dad to confront him about why he’s been telling her since Elementary she has to go to Spelman for College.
Kelly Bundy literally just caught that it’s because it’s an all girls school.
She said “Really Dad” He laughed so hard, can tell he been waiting on this call. 😂😂😂
Beauty of all life!
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DM’s closed! I’m tired of you 5k cashapp MF’s already. Go get a damn job stupid. Just ruined it for the real skeeters who really want to chat.
Is it chilling on the toilet seat?? Like what happens 😂😂😂
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I just want to know where is it when you do #2???
Very informative 🙏🏽
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I was with you until you said Fruit Cake.
You’re out of control I see… Coconut 🥥 Cake is still delicious 😂😂😂
We listen, and We don’t Judge! Love ❤️ I’m feeling judged.
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Lock me up, throw away the Keys 😂😂😂
I’m about to be lit 🔥
Thank you 🙏🏽
