Jen Hall Smith - ✍️🌙✨

I’m just asking because I need someone to make me stop scrolling and crack on…
#writersky #wip #writerproblems

Really looking forward to when you do!

So you did!! 😂😂

I’m convinced our books are just simply trauma vessels 🫠😂

Thank you!! Happy to send anything over if you’d like to hear more! 🌙🌿✨

Hahaha thanks, you know I always feel that it pays to be upfront about these things 😂

You know that thing, when you’re told that it’s just anx & dep your whole life, & then at 38 you get an ADHD diagnosis & to make sense of this you write a fantasy book about a witch who’s magic is secretly bound inside her in a world where difference is deadly? Anyone else?
#unhingedpit enough 4 u?

Thanks Caroline! ✨

a woman sits in a lotus position in a field with peacock written on the bottom right ALT: a woman sits in a lotus position in a field with peacock written on the bottom right

When you just keep tryimg to meditate the bad guys away, but they kill your dad and take your homemade jam

#unhingedpit #hopepunk #clifi #comingsoon

You had me at human face pie

Breaking news - FAKE POST AUTHORITIES CONFIRM A HUMAN FACE PIE HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE HEARTH In the gorgeous Fair Hollow Bakery they have discovered a gruesome truth to what made their baked goods such a success. “A little flesh never hurt anyone,” source tells Fair Hollow News.

#UnhingedPit

Welcome to Baker's Club where the only thing keeping the town afloat is the very same reason the population falls with one person per season.

#A #H #Q

Girlhood is a spectrum Everyone goes through breakups here’s why mine is the saddest and the worst. Self care queen! This woman treated herself to being a bitch today

What if your SISTER invited your EX to her WEDDING.
#unhingedpit #a #r

An #unhingedpit made entirely from song titles you say? Detailing all major plot points in your soon to be #querying witchy, romantic, fantasy book with an FMC riddled with adhd? Where bound magic is an allegory for late diagnosed neurodivergence? That’s what you want is it? I got you…

Thank you, I thought so but wasn’t sure! X

Trainwreck! Trainwreck!

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

WHERE ECHOES WAIT #UnhingedPit #A #H

AITA for keeping my wife in our dream home when she keeps saying the house is "replacing her" and "the well has children in it"?

UPDATE: The village says IATA but they ALSO say she should stay???

A gothic horror. Everyone's the asshole. Especially the house.

Genius!

Idk guys, is he the asshole?
#UnhingedPit #querying #f #r #lgbt

A meme of the cat taxidermy art piece sitting on a stump and gesturing upward, with the caption, "You're a cat and want to kill your abusive owner", and "But you have to ascend to fucking godhood to do it".

Why does ascending to godhood have to be so hard? What do you mean I need to operate a clumsy human body to do it? What do you mean I need to somehow convince humans to worship me????? Motherfucker I'm a CAT
#UnhingedPit #F #H #DF #W #POC #DIS

She runs a stately home with poise, With colour-coded lists and noise. She does not spiral. She does not roam. She alphabetises her feelings at home. Until one antique bowl one night Drops her straight through time mid-flight. Now there’s a man who doesn’t age, Who waits for her on history’s page. Her boyfriend knelt. He bought a ring. He offered home and everything. She said yes. It felt secure. Predictable. Correct. Mature. But there’s a man who does not age, Who waits unmoved on history’s page. And wanting him feels reckless, wild — Like setting fire to something mild.

TIME TRAVELLERS WIFE x ADDIE LaRUE

But let me tell it to you in rhyming verse

🕰️ Time Travel
🧳 History
❤️ Romance
❤️‍🔥 Yearning
🎭 Tragedy
📈 Upmarket
✨ Speculative

#UnhingedPit #W #A #Spec

A game of 'choose your fighter' featuring the main character and the love interest

🌈HALF BAD x THE SECRET HISTORY also known as 'gay Sword in the Stone' 🌈

[with big 5 editor interest]

I'm NOT the True King. Also, this Seer is infuriating. Also, I might destroy the world. Also, magic. Also, feelings.
#UnhingedPit #Q #LGBT #F

Dark manor at twilight with text overlay: "Historic Manor For Sale - A Timeless Tale, 3 Bathrooms, Where Echoes Wait"

WHERE ECHOES WAIT #UnhingedPit #A #H

CHARMING MANOR
- Original features (the screaming)
- Period details (1739-present)
- Great bones (previous owners')
- Must love: isolation, wells, gaslighting
- Women only. Men need not apply. Seriously.

Told entirely through documents the house left behind.

#Q #UnhingedPit #MY #SPEC
PREY‘s FMC & MMC made vision boards

If you were raised on Unsolved Mysteries, Buffy, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, & The Goonies

& you like puzzles 🧩 & going on dark adventures (& a healthy dose of female rage against the machine)

Then PREY was written for you 🫶🏽

Morning #unhingedpit you’ll be flabbergasted to hear that my witchy/fantasy/ND repping book has been reviewed - extremely positively. Bringing an end to one of the most dramatic rifts in music history. It’s ok. You’re welcome. Let the healing begin. #literaryagents you know what you need to do.

That’s a great idea! I’ve got literally nothing. No ideas. Just floof in my brain….

It’s tomorrow I just saw and I have literally no idea how I would do this?! 😂

Hooray!! This has made my day! Will be sending to you soon!

Sorry to be dense, I’m new to all these pitch event things 😂