Ginger Beef 🫚

Freight trains and icebergs don’t actually need punctuation to be valid so these sentences will RUN

Just saw a wii fit on the side of the road what does this mean where my signs and portents queens at

I am now crying laughing 😂

I’m funny

It takes a lot of self control to not celebrate with glee my snowless life, now that I’ve moved far away from the forsaken continent to the forgotten one, when I see yet another post about how it snowed again 😇

I rewatched the good place and was like “she really isn’t acting, she’s just being herself lol”

Cinnamon Hummingbird 🪶

A red capped manakin very cute.

He doesn't know I traveled very far for him 🪶 😭

Brown Pelican 🪶

I was like wow this was a full brain massage thank youuuuu

We’ve successfully rebranded LLM’s as “AI Slop” and now we turn our attention to the PERVERT GLASSES

Being distracted by or distracting ourselves with consumerism in times like these accelerates our descent exponentially

Saving this thread

Truly one of the least pretentious of flowers 🤩

First daffodil has opened in my garden 🌼

Youtube and Gardening Australia channel 😋

It’s 7:40 am on Saturday morning Ben, I know what you mean

It’s important for everyone to know that the world’s understanding of how Australians are is mostly from the boomers run through media and television 😂

Watching Gardening Australia episodes from 1991 and these presenters have me SCREAMING 😂 it’s soooo Aussie I love it

This isn’t genius, people are just far more emotionally unintelligent than they think. Go autism for giving me a debilitating amount of empathy that I taught myself to manage as a young adult after escaping the Baptist church cult 👍🏻

There just comes a point in your life where you turn down “good ideas” because they’re actually just weights tied to your ankles. Also my life has been plagued by people who don’t manage their very real and impactful ADHD and then burn me out because they can’t regulate. I just can’t do it anymore 🤪

Mom got me this digital frame for christmas which you link up with others & send each other pics. So now I have this frame where my family just puts shit ass pics on & my mom says, “oh just delete the ones you don’t like!” & I was like “or I could just unplug it & not manage another digital device”

What should the fine be for people who use speakerphone to have phone conversations in public???

It’s 10 pm on Friday night Ben, what do you mean

Capitalism is trying to draw blood from a stone which would appear to be rather illogical however our overlords are quite frenzied by the taste of blood so really it makes perfect sense if you think about it

Artist Charlie Puth tapped as 'chief music officer' of an AI platform “AI, when done right, isn’t here to replace musicians,” Puth said in his statement about his new role at the music-tech company Moises.

No thank u, next

I need a private account omgggggg

Person who pays me doing things that makes me glad I have a lxwyer 😭

Only steps one through three usually