Ricardo

What is your Kaczynski number?

75% of the traffic on eprint.iacr.org is now bots.

I was today's years old when I realised that "we" give developers an object called the Advanced Encryption Standard which is not an encryption algorithm (but a pseudorandom permutation) and then we are shocked when we encounter yet another ECB mode in the wild. 🙃

And just before Eurocrypt deadline :(

In Trump America, Kennedy assassinates YOU.

Good to see that I am not the only one going against the signs

Cryptographers don't gossip, they exchange side-channel information.

Me upon arriving in Germany:

-I don't want to be like those people who only hang out with foreigners. I'll primarily seek out Germans and make German friends.

Me one year later:

-Where is the next international people event in Germany?

I was starting to think that I was fired by mistake because my credentials did not work haha

A photo split in to two halves. The top half is the exterior of the DOJ building with the words “Where law ends tyranny begins”. The bottom half is the post by Trump articulating the opposite view. It says “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law”

The outside of the US Department of Justice vs. the inside of the White House.

The word "inequality" is now blacklisted by the NSF. Mathematicians in shambles.

The most important mathematical tool is perseverance. A thing math teachers are paid to erode.

The second most important mathematical tool is creativity. A thing you are forbidden from doing until you have committed to the subject.

#Mathsky #ITeachMath

Pro tip for folks who use beamer: Turn off the nav symbols!
\setbeamertemplate{navigation symbols}{}

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I would had guessed that this year will be awarded to an LLM