Keith Decent

Oh hey a SEVENTH J6 insurrectionist pardoned by Trump has just been convicted of sexual crimes against children

Oh hey a SEVENTH J6 insurrectionist pardoned by Trump has just been convicted of sexual crimes against children

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?

my post with this text: If you're considering getting an air fryer, keep in mind you're statistically more likely to air fry a loved one than you are an intruder Then a reply with this text if you are looking for a good Air fryer Guide, I highly recommend checking out "Celine Air Fryer Kitchen Diet Cookbook" by Celine Paul, available on Amazon. This cookbook is packed with easy, delicious recipes for every meal, breakfast, main courses, snacks, and even desserts.

Harrison Ford as Deckard in Blade Runner (or Bladerunner from Blade Runner, per Elon) in the Voight Kampff test scene where he’s administering the test to Sean Young’s character. HF is a white guy, 30s, hands on a shiny table, wearing a reddish tan jacket over a dark collared shirt. He looks mad or maybe just determined. In front of him is a futuristic gizmo that helps with the rest, some grey boxes with a rod extending up diagonally that has, like, an eyepiece or read out attached to it. Soft focus BG is the same color as his jacket, more or less

for afterwards, maybe

Been moving slow. I’ll order the last bits I need tonight and hopefully soon. I’ll definitely post about it when I have them

Markwayne Mullin looks like if gas station hot dogs had a faltering lawn mowing business

RIP Kristi Noem you would have loved taking Kristi Noem out to the ol’ gravel pit

Qualities you want in a DHS Seceratary:

1. Dumb fuckin name

2. Googling his name and “cowering” produces tons of high quality results

3. Initially disappointed he’s not three guys but after hearing him speak for 5 minutes actually you’re glad he’s just one guy

RIP Kristi Noem you would have loved taking Kristi Noem out to the ol’ gravel pit

Kristi Noem would have taken Kristi Noem out to the ol’ gravel pit by now

Qualities you want in a DHS Seceratary:

1. Dumb fuckin name

2. Googling his name and “cowering” produces tons of high quality results

3. Initially disappointed he’s not three guys but after hearing him speak for 5 minutes actually you’re glad he’s just one guy

human bag of rancid hockey gear, markwayne mullin, has never met a dog he wouldn’t teach to lick peanut butter out of his asshole

Markwayne Mullin looks like if gas station hot dogs had a faltering lawn mowing business

This one’s gonna be tough, but I have a great idea for the milk part that’s gonna make it tougher

Gonna use my jar of tile off-cuts and scraps for the cereal bits, I just didn’t want to render them all

#art 🧶 #diy

This one’s gonna be tough, but I have a great idea for the milk part that’s gonna make it tougher

Gonna use my jar of tile off-cuts and scraps for the cereal bits, I just didn’t want to render them all

#art 🧶 #diy

Sailor: oh no, Boatswain Tully has gone mad from drinking salt water!

Captain: ay, he forgot to put some gnocchi in it first, oldest rule of the sea laddy

He sexually harassed her until she killed herself by setting herself on fire

Yeah that’s a more common one

Things no one has ever said:

Did you forget to put a bay leaf in this?

Things no one has ever said:

Did you forget to put a bay leaf in this?

Something tells me we’re gonna see that bucket again in the third act

I forgot that I met the man that invented those toys in October. I asked him about this idea and he just stared at me

then I just walked off

both reactions were totally justified and fine

How to win in November

The ShamWow infomercial guy is running for congress as a Republican and the last 2 seconds of his ad are WILD

CEO of a company that sells ice:

“Folks, we never thought this day would come, but it’s 2025 and I believe we need to rebrand.”

drinkin water like I got a quart order

all the microplastics in my bloodstream explains why whenever I stand up my knees sound like when you crush an empty water bottle

defeating Bloodskallion Killstomper, Water-Baron of the Deathly Drylands in 2062 by digging up his parents’ 2024 IG Live gender reveal set to Angel by Jack Johnson