Ted Berg

Came here to say Vertical Horizon

These are the names of the schoolgirls Trump and Hegseth murdered in Iran.

Wow Bernie Madoff got hot

Matt Harvey always seemed so desperate to be loved.

all this hype around the GE Profile series, smdh

it's not *the* most underrated refrigerator of 2025, but it's definitely one of them.

Lithography factory foreman, mechanical engineer. Neither of these jobs is rugged but they are both ruthlessly precise, like all my takes.

Just read a review of a refrigerator that called it "one of the most underrated refrigerators of 2025."

I have this but for one of my wife’s phone alerts and the opening ambient noises on the Butthole Surfers’ “Dracula From Houston.”

It helps twice, is the thing, because you get the steroids *and* the salary relief. First, Castellanos, melon the size of a beach ball, smashes 30 homers in the first half of 2026, toppling the patriarchy in the process. Then he gets popped at the All-Star Break and the Phils get back ~$10 million.

As it stands now, if a team has an unproductive veteran on a big contract, the team should be doing everything in its power to get that guy 'roided to high heaven. Instead of releasing Nick Castellanos the Phillies should've spiked his presidentes.

Been making this case since A-Rod was playing: Teams should not get a contract mulligan when a guy gets busted for PEDs. Jurickson Profar cheated on behalf of the Braves. Now they get a refund to spend how they see fit? Make it go to anti-PED charity, or at least revenue sharing. Fuck the Braves.

People from normal places on my timeline: "Weird, but whatever. There are bigger issues than Dunkin'."

People from Boston: "🎶Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the songs of angry men... 🎶"

If your dunk hits the defender’s head after it goes through, you should get at least 4 points.

Sir Scott’s Oasis, Manhattan, MT. A meal so good I assumed I would make it back to Montana in time to eat it again.

yeah I went to college with all the worst of them

yes agreed, it's just weird to be taking a victory lap

it feels like just yesterday that your own attempts to kill congestion pricing were failing

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

Gotta stay loose before you deliver all those presents, especially in cold weather. Real easy to pull a muscle in that spot.

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

CECOT

Yes also ft. Bonnie Hunt and Tony Shaloub

A fun game to play with people who don’t have kids and don’t watch kids movies is to read them the cast of a Pixar film and have them guess what year it was made. Like:
- Owen Wilson, Paul Newman, George Carlin, Larry the Cable Guy
- Dave Foley, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kevin Spacey, Hayden Panettiere

the very obvious difference to me is that Mamdani seems like he is working the guy whereas Schumer seems like he is getting worked.

I feel like people aren’t as motivated as they should be by 50 million dollars. I think if you run the 10 miles first thing, you’d be very hungry and thirsty and could just pace yourself for the remaining 22 hours. Then you’re rich for the rest of your life! I wish this was a real challenge.

Daniel Murphy calling a defensive miscue: “Made a good effort, you know. Next time he’d like to make that play.”
Daniel Murphy calling an opposite field single: “Behold! A curveball,
Hurled in malice,
Spun like silk upon ye outside corner.
Alas! Alas!
The noble bat whips forth
Ruinous and just.”

Mirror Magrane | Bob Tewksbury Art

you can buy this portrait he made of Joe Magrane for $100 www.bobtewksburyart.com/product-page...

the Braves' uncomfortable new road alternates don't stand a chance

Feels like Bolkonsky hasn't read the first 500 pages of this book. Buddy, you think Natasha Rostova, of all people, is going to postpone marriage for a year to appease your dick father, the prince? She has no patience for the formalities of high society and she's famously capricious in love! smdh