I can say with some degree of certainty that my Junking music project thing will probably put out a full length album this year. Sooner rather than later. Maybe. Pretty sure. I think. Yes...ish.
Great video.
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We all know it'll be the blue one
I know I'm not the first person to say this but-
Finger
"Hello?"
"Hey, it's the Wind."
"Oh hey, how's it go-"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
"Bro that is fuckin unnecessary"
"I know, sorry."
"Like, just be breezy and chill. You don't have to be this way all th-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I'm growing what I'm calling an "inadvertent mullet"
Mastering tip: always use at least 7 compressors, separated only by corrective EQ and several limiters. Saturation at the end on default setting. Bonus tip: gain staging is a myth created by Big Gain.
lol
G.O.A.T.
Pro Tip: get really excited about doing something and then never do it
My wife bought these headphones and we can't stop laughing at the guy on the box.
"I mean, they're okay headphones. You can buy them if you want. Doesn't matter much to me. Nothing matters really."
He absolutely practiced saying that in front of the mirror for weeks
Good music takes time. Bad music does too. So does mediocre music. It all takes ti... Look, I'm busy!
ONE DAY, THE DEVIL APPEARS BEFORE POKEY!! POKEY GREETS HIM: HELLO THE DEVIL SAYS: PREPARE YOURSELF...TO SEE A CARD TRICK!! POKEY REPLIES: OK!! THE DEVIL WITHDRAWS A PACK OF CARDS AND INSTRUCTS POKEY: PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!! POKEY HOLDS A CARD AND IMMEDIATELY CALLS OUT!! IT'S THE FOUR OF DIAMONDS!! THE DEVIL REPLIES: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO-- OKAY LET'S GO ON!! SHUFFLING, THE DEVIL DROPS THE CARDS IN A BIG PILE AND UTTERS: CRUD!! HE DISAPPEARS AS SUDDENLY AS HE APPEARS!!! THE SNOWMAN MR NUTTY STROLLS BY AND POKEY GREETS HIM: HI MR NUTTY!! MR NUTTY REPLIES IN KIND: HEY HEY POKEY!! POKEY TELLS HIM: THE DEVIL CAME BY EARLIER AND SHOWED ME A CARD TRICK!! MR NUTTY INQUIRES: WAS IT A GOOD CARD TRICK?? POKEY TELLS HIM: IT WAS THE GREATEST TRICK!!!
THE GREATEST TRICK yellow5.com/pokey
He does kinda look like a big dust mop
My daughter has been making me play Poppy Playtime I think just so she can revel in watching me repeatedly stress out and lose to characters with names like Huggy Wuggy
Just got a call from one J. Frost..
"Hello?"
"... I'm heeeere"
"What?"
"Look outside, bitch"
"...Ah shit"
"lol. Bitch."
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As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs
28 Sequels Later
starring AI Eddie from Stranger Things and Grogu
It is Gonzo-like
Saw this staring up at me when I opened a new container of butter
Look at you. Walking around. Trying to act like you ain't got microscopic bugs on your eyelashes.
That hat truly goes.
Is that a normal thing to say? Did I do this?
Guess I'll do it ...
Here are my top tier 2025 albums. There are exactly 60.
I'd mean me tho
I'd be like, "yeah, you."
Somehow completely unaware he put out anything this year. Thanks!
I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
