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Just got tickets to a rock show... Social Distortion with the Descendents at the Anthem in Sept. That's the story of my life.

I'm going to name my birdfeeder Atticus because the only birds it attracts are finches

That station on 123 is always outrageous but prices have gone up 20+ cents this week

People need to stop texting me about a casino in Tysons Corner. I don't care!

My dad’s father was a farmer from a long line of farmers, but he sold the farm in the 60’s and went to work for DuPont. Mom’s dad was a lawyer in banking.

I've been monitoring gas prices at the station next to me and they were unchanged at $2.96 until today, when they went up .20 to $3.16 for regular unleaded. That will be $3 extra per tank, which isn't terrible, but prices for food and beer and other stuff are going up too.

One thing that is certain from current events this week is that most Americans do not know how to pronounce "Iran"

Ament don’t scare us like that. Go Vols!

Guess who has 2 thumbs and is a new subscriber to the New York Times after canceling a 27 year subscription to the Washington Post 2 weeks ago?

If anyone can pull it off….

Getting photo bombed on Copacabana

Last day in Rio de Janeiro

That’s a grizzly pun

Sunrise in Rio

Sunrise in Rio De Janeiro! Good day Sunshine!

Someone had to pick b!

*is

B. 2 days of pinball in a wis enough! But I don’t feel strongly about that.

Put that on your “Tombstone “

I got a pedicure yesterday and I was the only man in the place. How can men be so dumb as to not be interested in sitting in a massage chair, getting your nails groomed and a foot massage, while watching the Olympics and drinking coffee? Heck you could probably get away with beer in your coffee mug.

Isn't it fun to relearn all the winter sports we forgot about for 4 years?

Hey! Go back to Twitter, we don't need you hear. CU next time.

Ron Johnson thinks that Ice had no other options besides shooting Good in the side of the face as she drove by or shooting Perretti in the back ten times.

I tried to get 4 tickets for Noah Kahan for my family the last 3 days (fan presale, Live Nation presale and general public sale) but completely struck out. Ticketmaster sucks! We'll still find tickets for my daughters on Stub Hub but probably only 2 now because I don't need to go.

Istanbul? No, Constantinople.

Not out! They are in the consolation game for possible bronze

What a name on this kid.

Smith-Njigba.

Smith, the most common surname in America and Njigba, the second most common name. Crazy?

God I wish Chris Collingsworth would STFU

Same in east McLean, except now it’s stopped, so I guess that’s not the same. We got a dusting.

Cancelled washpo subscription

Not buying one more bourbon scotch or beer

Isn’t it fun?