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I'd say room w me but the procession of big boys would be annoying

I want a jester fit so bad but my hospital bill never came

historically, a jester would receive gifts of all kinds from the king while in his employ. this would often be things such as fine fabrics and outfits, and sometimes even land. in this way we can directly link the jester and king to the modern day sugar daddy and sugar baby

10 de Março. Data do meu aniversário. Data também do maior assassinato já visto no Brasil.

Yes I'll let you feed him but he bites real bad so keep your palms flat and don't startle him

Holding a Straight Guy exhibit at the con when I bring my husband

Esnupi

Prince Ouken

Langdon smoothly kissing Gary with some tongue involved. Both of them are blushing, with Gary blushing even harder.

Nothing better than making out with yourself, am I right?

Pic by Kyou on Twitter.

thank you

Haunting Ground screenshot where Fiona looks at a scary hole in the wall and says “everything about the hole screams Don’t Go In”

Fiona is immediately prompted “Enter the hole? Yes / No”

Logging on

oh my god i hate hearing about essential workers losing their jobs 😥

i'm getting one

cinderella's slipper but it's a Lancea Wearable

i'm like you so i know they're the same thing

dream of getting knocked up by a werewolf?

sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr look all u want tbh maybe i'll show ya if i do...

oh god... its happening again...

life is hard but what if i tried to wear my hair in pigtails

ngl this was how I drew my sona 7 years ago

ok but i think it'd kill at a machine

going to jail for calling Clipping "ddr music"

Bear

"natsukashii--" i say about about something i've only watched fictional characters experience

awww King's not that problematic, comparatively

The Necronomicon (awoo addition)

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

Goat Witch lies on a small rock on a river. She's smoking her pipe. One goat swims and the other bites her hat.

Goat witch again!

me this summer