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Thriller Shiller of TTRPG heavy metal side quests | chaotic half-orc barbarians rule - change my mind 🀘😈🀘| he/him

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As the stairway dissipates, the air thickens, is caustic, tightening your throat and restricting your breath with the acidic fumes. You cough and tears of blood drip from the sides of your mouth. The heavy smoke makes way and you see a swamp of poison. Large mushrooms overhang pools of sickly green, a mucus thick soup of diseased vapour. The ground oozes under your step, and the muck stains your boots, beginning to corrode and steam. From these pools, the hands of drowned giants stretch out and, through necrotic galvanism, flex and grasp at nothing, as disease-heavy dragonflies flit between their foul fingers. At the far end of this chamber of sickness, the alchemical station of a mad god, with tinctures and ointments fashioned from the pools of disease in which they have drowned titans. Bloody hell. At the far end of the chamber, light begins to shimmer in the jaundiced yellow shade of pus and vomit.___________________________________________________________This map is a commission. It is a remake of the original map for the fifth encounter from the Stairway to Heaven!  for the HEAVY METAL MONSTER MANUAL Kickstarter, which you can find here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/songforthedead/heavy-metal-monster-manual

As the stairway dissipates, the air thickens, is caustic, tightening your throat and restricting your breath with the acidic fumes. You cough and tears of blood drip from the sides of your mouth. The heavy smoke makes way and you see a swamp of poison. Large mushrooms overhang pools of sickly green, a mucus thick soup of diseased vapour. The ground oozes under your step, and the muck stains your boots, beginning to corrode and steam. From these pools, the hands of drowned giants stretch out and, through necrotic galvanism, flex and grasp at nothing, as disease-heavy dragonflies flit between their foul fingers. At the far end of this chamber of sickness, the alchemical station of a mad god, with tinctures and ointments fashioned from the pools of disease in which they have drowned titans. Bloody hell. At the far end of the chamber, light begins to shimmer in the jaundiced yellow shade of pus and vomit.___________________________________________________________This map is a commission. It is a remake of the original map for the fifth encounter from the Stairway to Heaven! for the HEAVY METAL MONSTER MANUAL Kickstarter, which you can find here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/songforthedead/heavy-metal-monster-manual

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Yet another map for @greedygorgonpress.bsky.social and their heavy metal themed shenanigans.
This is The Chamber of Leper Messiah.

23.03.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heavy Metal Monster Manual! 100 Hard Rockin' Monsters for 5E DnD! Bring the metal to your battles!

100 minutes left to back the Heavy Metal Monster Manual! Help me get the word out my #ttrpgfamily!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/son...

14.03.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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VTT Battlemap depicting a bave in a cathedral, bright light spilling in through the windows: 

'As the clouds dissipate from the stairway, you find yourself in a nave of a grand cathedral. The divine light shines through the windows, causing the images of the stained glass to pour on to the marble tiles like a liquid rainbow. The scenes in the windows depict the punishment of sin. The tortures that religion calls justice are depicted in frozen moments of pain. The lustful women stoned to death by honourable men. The heretics burned at the stake. Justice. You smirk at the idea. Columns reach up and support the roof, high in the shadows. You can see, hanging from the vaulted ceiling, inverted spires hanging like predatorial teeth. Pews lead to the apse. A candelabra, bright with white flame, has been placed in front of a brass alter and the flames refract infinitely. On top of the alter, two burning braziers stand sentinel either side of a large book that lays open on top of the alter.'

VTT Battlemap depicting a bave in a cathedral, bright light spilling in through the windows: 'As the clouds dissipate from the stairway, you find yourself in a nave of a grand cathedral. The divine light shines through the windows, causing the images of the stained glass to pour on to the marble tiles like a liquid rainbow. The scenes in the windows depict the punishment of sin. The tortures that religion calls justice are depicted in frozen moments of pain. The lustful women stoned to death by honourable men. The heretics burned at the stake. Justice. You smirk at the idea. Columns reach up and support the roof, high in the shadows. You can see, hanging from the vaulted ceiling, inverted spires hanging like predatorial teeth. Pews lead to the apse. A candelabra, bright with white flame, has been placed in front of a brass alter and the flames refract infinitely. On top of the alter, two burning braziers stand sentinel either side of a large book that lays open on top of the alter.'

I'm having a blast making maps for the upcoming Heavy Metal Monster Manual from @greedygorgonpress.bsky.social (which has puns, swearing, and monsters in addition to the metal theme. I'm stoked!)
The Chamber of Judas Priest VTT #Battlemap. Free from my Inkarnate page, bc GreedyGorgon are cool.

06.03.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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it is utterly beautiful! 🎸

14.03.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
VTT Batllemap depiction a once ornate, now derelict room, featuring a broken table and chair, broken statues and tattered books scattered around a bookcase in the back. The room is lit up by lazy afternoon light filtering through a grand window. 

'The keep of the last paladin of the gods lies in front of you. The disarray and disorder speak of an indifference to the collapse and crumble of the empire you have destroyed. Sadness gently flows down the stone walls of the keep, coating the shattered statues to the gods the paladin once served. Carpeting, once weaved by those anointed with divine inspiration by the gods themselves, now lies torn and mildewed under your feet.  You step forward into the chamber and stand in the dying light of a disappearing sun. The muted colours of the stained glass that stands behind you falls on the floor in dull russet and a cobalt that foreshadows the coming darkness. 

The pattern that shadows on the floor is that of a scorpion, a huge image of armour and lethality, of defence and resistance. You know where you are. This scorpion is the legendary heraldic symbol of Sir Timothy, a paladin in life whose virtue, honesty and generosity lead to his assentation. Sir Timothy is the last paladin of the gods - the gods you have assassinated.  

Ah, bollocks.'

VTT Batllemap depiction a once ornate, now derelict room, featuring a broken table and chair, broken statues and tattered books scattered around a bookcase in the back. The room is lit up by lazy afternoon light filtering through a grand window. 'The keep of the last paladin of the gods lies in front of you. The disarray and disorder speak of an indifference to the collapse and crumble of the empire you have destroyed. Sadness gently flows down the stone walls of the keep, coating the shattered statues to the gods the paladin once served. Carpeting, once weaved by those anointed with divine inspiration by the gods themselves, now lies torn and mildewed under your feet. You step forward into the chamber and stand in the dying light of a disappearing sun. The muted colours of the stained glass that stands behind you falls on the floor in dull russet and a cobalt that foreshadows the coming darkness. The pattern that shadows on the floor is that of a scorpion, a huge image of armour and lethality, of defence and resistance. You know where you are. This scorpion is the legendary heraldic symbol of Sir Timothy, a paladin in life whose virtue, honesty and generosity lead to his assentation. Sir Timothy is the last paladin of the gods - the gods you have assassinated. Ah, bollocks.'

Another #battlemap commission for @greedygorgonpress.bsky.social and their upcoming Heavy Metal Monster Manual which you should definitely check out, bc it's gonna be epic and hilarious and punny.
The maps are free as always.
Enjoy!

07.03.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my gosh you guys are officially the best !

14.03.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot 🎸

01.03.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Purple Reaping: a Horror Sword&Sorcery TTRPG Inspired by Howard's classics like Conan, adventurers face horrors of all kinds risking their souls and sanity, as well as their lives.

Purple Reaping, narrative Dark Fantasy ttrpg/D&D5e setting inspired by Conan the Barbarian and Stormbringer βš”οΈ!
-free 68-page Quickstarter
-6 different Addons
-2 free masterless adventure ✨!
More to come πŸ”₯!
Visit the page and follow the campaign to stay updatedπŸ’ͺ!
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01.03.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn that's a great title! 🀘

01.03.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Lips Black Ops - A masterless role-playing game of glamorous assassins. - Bedtime Games | DriveThruRPG Have you been looking for a "minimalistic RPG" as a take on classical spy movies such as 007, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Atomic Blonde? Well look no further, Red Lips Black Ops is a masterless game f...

Hey there friend,

Looking for a fashion-fueled spy story?

Have a look at Red Lips Black Ops:

www.drivethrurpg.com/it/product/5...

01.03.2025 12:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! 🀩

01.03.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fiery Discourse - YouTube Fiery Discourse is a podcast discussing media that features dragonesses, female dinosaurs and female reptiles of all kinds. Each episode is about an individu...

Check out Fiery Discourse, the only podcast on the internet dedicated to media featuring dragonesses, female dinosaurs and other similar saurians and scalies! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

01.03.2025 12:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh I love this! 🎸

01.03.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the space, Greedy!

I have a Patreon, with over 250 posts where I release 5e homebrew for free every week!
This past week my patrons got creatures that fire lasers and tomorrow they get diseased!
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01.03.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really useful video! 🀘

01.03.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats Stacy!

01.03.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey all - late pledges are still available if you missed this!

01.03.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey BDD! Good to see you. That is an EXCELLET hook!

01.03.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Swarms of Tanffridd - Chaosium | Miskatonic Repository | Badly Drawn Dungeons | DriveThruRPG The Swarms of Tanffridd Set in mid-Wales during the 1920s, this investigation takes place in an isolated mining village suffering from a sudden plague of flies. The number of files has gradually risen...

Hi GGP! Thanks!

The Swarms of Tanffridd has now entered into the Miskatonic Repository. A Call of Cthulhu scenario set in a small 1920s Welsh village afflicted by a sudden swarm of flies.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

01.03.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, so #cartogorgeous

01.03.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi all!

I'm Quill, and I make D&D maps! I just released the Rogue Manor map, and am working on releasing the Riverside Desert Town!
Support my work if you feel kind; all my work is available on Patreon, R20 and DTRPG! Thank you for your support!

Pat: t.ly/mxdls
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01.03.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so good. The writing is *chef's kiss.

01.03.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scarcity - Hodgepocalypse Toronto - Part 10 - The Cheltenham Badlands, Parks, Yonge Street and Other Locations The Cheltenham Badlands: Cradle of Fossilborn Legacy The Cheltenham Badlands have transformed into a strikingly alien landscape in the Hodg...

Finishing up hodgepocalypse Toronto with Part 10. including the Cheltenham Badlands and Stratford.
www.hodgepocalypse.com/2025/02/scar...

01.03.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks pal - it's been really exciting! 🀘

01.03.2025 11:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Xaiver! It's going well - lots of fun in the writing too!

01.03.2025 11:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get Ready for Edinburgh Indie Gamers 2025! From Tanya Floaker - Get Ready for Edinburgh Indie Gamers 2025!

Edinburgh Indie Gamers needs YOU this #SelfPromoSaturday 🫡

EIG turns 10 in 2025. We survived lockdown, but our current home is closing 😒

Backing our next club zine gets you THREE WHOLE TTRPGs, insightful articles, amazing art, and helps keep a physical hub of indie gaming alive!

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01.03.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Heavy Metal Monster Manual! 100 Hard Rockin' Monsters for 5E DnD! Bring the metal to your battles!

Hey AQH!

Heavy Metal Monster Manual is live on Kickstarter!🎸🎸🎸

100 Heavy Metal Monsters in one mosh pit of a manual! 🀘🀘🀘

www.kickstarter.com/projects/son...

01.03.2025 11:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Vildheim - New Rules Lite D10 TTRPG A complete System and Setting. Inspired by The Witcher, Bloodborne and Scandinavian Myths

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