Angie

He said some shitty things recently. I haven’t care enough to pay attention.

Watching classmates in middle school laugh at things like ancient religious practices and realizing someday people will know we were just as ill-informed. I was 11.

Oh but going postal is so good!

Polaroid camera-like device that dispenses Kraft American cheese slices.

It’s Wrong Coat Season. Whatever coat you wear to work will be the wrong one to wear home.

happy project hail mary month to all those who celebrate

However, I am pleased they have just let Rexy die off screen. Good girl was tired, let her have some peace.

I, who saw Jurassic Park in the theater when I was 17 years old just watched the latest one.

I mean, it was better than 2 or Fallen Kingdom, but that bar is absolutely underground.

…yes?

Insert skeet about work stress here.

On the other hand, we’re having enchiladas for dinner.

You lose some, you win some. ❤️

My cousin and I were obsessed with this game. We named the wizards “Johnny Eggplant” for some reason and would yell “watch out it’s Johnny eggplant!” I don’t know, we were 12. 😂

If you’re in Seattle, I know Spats’ foster parent here, and by proxy I feel like I know Spats. Go meet Spats!

Yes

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

It's like if the only local coffee shop had--for some inscrutable reason--two rooms, one for hanging out with your friends, and one for random people continuously yelling obscenities in your face.

It would not be weird to choose the first room.

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

My current playthrough I am roomies with Krobus and I’ve never been happier.

Omg we watched that Same video. I was also annoyed at the entries that weren’t food court restaurants.

Yeah, we tried that. We ended up divorced because we were already both single parenting.

That whole episode one opening… we were dying.

We’ve seen the first three Shoresy episodes and I am holding off the rest to savor them.

The opening scene and I knew we were in for a treat. 😂😂 “At the mall. I suppose it could be a standalone store.”

We watched the first half of the season today and left the rest for later.🏒🥅

Someone who can do all his life admin and be ignored. Ugh.

Nothing brings home how bad your eyes are getting as you age than trying to read a library book after years of blowing up text on your kindle (also library books)

A calico cat walks the top of a slatted headboard. You can see the forehead of a dark haired woman lying in the bed.

“You sleep. I watch.” Cc: @oats23.com

The best way to correct your assumption that you don’t need sleep meds anymore is to run out.

Sore Fuckmann

New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925