Gallifreyan Jedi

It’s so convenient that there always the exact number of democrats needed to vote against an imperialist goal and they never seem to be punished by their caucus

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

this is related to a mysterious phenomenon where they get hypnotized when the bad guys spin around in their chairs. google rotating villains to find out

heckin gawldang

always just enough

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

he'll walk it back

finally the bare minimum

this is making me laugh so hard

in con seevableokay

beeker as the wedding priest let's go

my favorite muppet tbh. would do well as the lady in the dream that says BOOOOO

this was my thought too

"wackawackawacka" lmao

it's carved into my eardrums. where are we casting fozzie bear?

AAAAAAAS YOOOUUUU WIIIIISH OKAAAAYYY

ok we can talk about who would be who in Muppet Princess Bride. i know kermit tends to get the lead but pepe the prawn would be a fantastic wesley

screencap of dms, where someone says No follow back? :( No follow back?? You're being so rude and at the bottom it says this user has blocked you

shoutout to everybody who's havin' a normal one

i think the trick is to be diligent about resetting once the inevitable burnout kicks in. and if I'm about to say "suck it from the back neville chamberlain" to a coworker it's automatic log off for two weeks

you get what you give amirite

thanks it's usually fun on here for like the first couple minutes

we do hate the devs who hate us, can't deny it

took a nice week off a little while back, i try to make that a regular thing. dis you see my kristi noem joke? it was stupid and i loved it.

have you ever wanted all your conversations refereed by a giant baby? welcome to blue sky! you aren't allowed to say "fuck you" to the gestapo account when it posts a video of them murdering people btw that would be rude

“do y’all like censorship & emotionally stunted devs who permaban users based off vibes & feelings? well—“

can we have like, a day, with no one being evil, so i can just goof off, we could all use it, come on

every day i log on here to be silly and every day the evil drives me to rageposting instead, god dammit i say, what in the shit

what an unsurprising correlation

not me fuck that guy

dms are open, secret shadow. don't be so invisible 😘