Elizabeth

a man in a suit and tie says yes i definitely would Alt: a man in a suit and tie says yes i definitely would

I feel like I’d need to eat that Netherlands dog in private but

[not putting geopolitics aside] going to the hot dog stand specifically to boo the Israel dog

I’ll take 2 Tiguere dogs and your coldest beer, please

It sucks, but we know it’s not forever!

A still from the Simpsons showing a bunch of colorful cartoon germs shoved in a toy doorway by a white coat doctor representing a fragile equilibrium. Some of the germs are labeled seasonal depression, depression, i have a Nazi govt depression, and situational depression

“How are you?”

Me: “Fine”

Also me:

A picture of an intricate white stone stair case with a statue at the bottom of the first flight. The staircase makes a 180 degree turn after the statue. There are also columns

The main branch of the free library is gorgeous

All in perfect balance!

A still from the Simpsons showing a bunch of colorful cartoon germs shoved in a toy doorway by a white coat doctor representing a fragile equilibrium. Some of the germs are labeled seasonal depression, depression, i have a Nazi govt depression, and situational depression

“How are you?”

Me: “Fine”

Also me:

!! I have been unprecedented levels of cranky (and tired, so tired!)

I miss her* so much 😕

(the sun)

The implication that commitment to someone is only physical/sexual is wild!

go off, king

I would absolutely not bet against you on that one! He loves performative shit like this so much

Here’s a better point you can make from like a week ago!

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Not sure that we need to be taking shots at blue collar professions to make the point that he is unfit for this position, but hey, what do you expect from a blue 🌊 grifter account such as this one?

3 men in suits putting their arms in for a fist bump. One arm says depression, one anxiety, one horniness. Over the 3 fist bumped hands it says, “I’m On Fire by Bruce Springsteen”

I can’t stop laughing at this

I don't see you giving up home runs to Mickey Moniak

It’s called balance!

It’s not wrong, it’s correct! Just being efficient :)

I was aware of the “wooder” thing, but my biggest “oh that’s Philly?” thing I didn’t realize until I was much older was dropping the preposition. “I’m going over Jen’s” “I’m done homework” etc. Blew my mind!

I actually did take a pic to send to my dad, but I assure you the internet does not want to see it, it is garbage dinner behavior on a paper plate

When I reunite a few times a year with my friends from when I lived in DC, they always squeal when they hear it come out of my mouth 😭

A replica of Falling Water

Falling Wooder

How did you do it before AI? Keep doing it that way!

Yeah, we enjoyed it! As far as crowds go, getting there at 6 or so was perfect — felt like we saw everything we wanted to, and the crowds weren’t overwhelming

I think of people who “have to” use AI as big babies. Ohhh, you had to write a sentence? You poor thing, you had to look something up and make sense of it yourself?

A picture of rainbow colored tulips with neon lit trees in the background

A topiary of a person with her arms up and brightly colored mixed flowers having from the ceiling framing it

Had myself a very Philadelphia evening with the flower show and now I’m eating a cheese soft pretzel for dinner 👍

That seems pretty inoffensive!

😭😭😭 I’m so sorry, you’re the exception!