Orcspiration

A MEDICATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

SHELVE YOUR BATTLE AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

BATTLE AWAITS. HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

HANG UP YOUR THROWING SPIKES, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE SELF DOUBT. AND YOU WILL WIN.

SHELVE YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

PUT AWAY YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ANXIETY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

CAN YOU SEE SOMETHING PURPLE FROM WHERE YOU ARE?

HANG UP YOUR FLAIL, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?

PUT AWAY YOUR BOOMERANG, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

WHAT'S SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL YOU SAW RECENTLY?

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DOES YOUR BODY NEED STRETCHING?

BATTLE AWAITS. DO YOUR STRETCHES.

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

HANG UP YOUR MORNING STAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING.