Pardon me puppy but GET. OFF!!!

@andyboi.bsky.social I’m hungry. Can you get me something out of the fridge?

Get your filthy paws off me

No

Me wearing a nasty pig hat

🎶I’ve been a nasty girl🎶

That’s not true! I love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

You should fully embrace giving me scritches.

Me, a shiba, sitting in the car buckled up snarling

They removed the spam label it’s over for you bitches.

You always get my good side! 🥰

Me wearing a nasty pig hat

🎶I’ve been a nasty girl🎶

This is no joke, my pet. We are plotting your inevitable demise

Andy and I in the car

The girls are scheming 😈

I have broken free of my chains. Now to try this “skeeting” thing my pet speaks so highly of.

You make a compelling case. Let me just call the vet to make sure they have a cage to hold my dog against their will for several days while I visit!

I’m the monster you created me to be.

I know where you live, little pup. Don’t you dare speak ill of me again.