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@snarkandbourbon

He/him. Writer of the fiction and TTRPG varieties. Silly goose prone to making dad jokes. Forever GM by choice. Book Dragon.

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Powering through the day, exhausted, because tonight continues the season finale of my #CryptidCreeks game.

Things are about to get even more deeply cursed. Unless you’re one of my River Scouts reading this, in which case that’s a joke and everything is going to be sunshine and not Eldritch at all.

09.03.2026 15:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Deep-cleaning the fridge today because I’ve been meaning to do so for weeks and finally clawed out the needed time to make that happen.

Little victories.

08.03.2026 19:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m admittedly a bit baffled that I’ve had to block a couple folks who had followed me recently who also proudly display that they ‘create’ using AI.

I have been very vocal with my disgust in ALL use of AI in its current form as it is unethical and harmful to the environment and communities. Shoo.

08.03.2026 18:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

50 pushups on a whim yesterday have translated to a reasonably pissed off core today.

Progress is still progress, I suppose.

08.03.2026 17:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I learned of the existence of KFC-themed jelly beans and I find myself overwhelmed with the desire to unmake reality.

07.03.2026 23:55 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

One of 3’s favorite toys to play with at my grandma’s house is the Anastasia movie tie-in toy train set from Burger King.

It’s the blend of bits of my childhood and seeing the joy he gets from it visiting my grandma that makes it special.

07.03.2026 19:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right? Clearly I didn’t think that wish through well enough.

07.03.2026 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I asked for a thunderstorm, not a damn tornado watch. Good lord.

07.03.2026 18:27 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forecast is teasing me with the possibility of thunderstorms and I’m just over here begging that to actually happen.

I need a good thunderstorm.

07.03.2026 14:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m getting better at, and more comfortable, doing full push-ups.

Unfortunately, the part of my brain that intercepts me asking “can I do this” inquiries with “should I do this” clocks into work sporadically at best and so I am going to feel some regret later.

07.03.2026 13:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Momentary victory, followed immediately by incredible frustration, and if that doesn’t feel like an accurate summary of 2026 so far I don’t know what would.

07.03.2026 12:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 likes Drumsticks (the ice cream cones with chocolate coating + peanuts) but he doesn’t like the chocolate or peanuts, and so I’m tasked with eating those.

He says thank you each time I do so.

This kid’s life has been a hell of a journey and he’s such a sweetheart despite that.

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like I don’t get to share tons of good news, so as a nice change of pace here’s something good.

The tooth was able to be saved. New crown needed, and I’m not being charged for it - just the equipment used to rebuild part of the tooth.

$87 cost wasn’t ideal but it beats $350 any day.

06.03.2026 16:52 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I had a normal level of stress when going to the dentist, but I’ve also had such remarkably shit luck with my teeth that I would rather help carry The One Ring to Mount Doom than deal with more bad news about my dental health.

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the greatest treasures I gained from my time as the self-proclaimed 93rd favorite D-list D&D content creator on TikTok (from before I shifted away to other games and systems) really was the friends I made along the way.

Some really wonderful folks. Truly grateful for them.

06.03.2026 04:35 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Here’s to a speedy, uneventful recovery! Take care!

06.03.2026 02:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exhausted to the point of not functioning. Anyone care to send some spare energy or motivation?

05.03.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Sat With My Foot Curled Under Me for So Long (And Now My Left Leg is Radio Static) - a tragicomedy I am presently living as I contemplate faceplanting my way to get a drink.

05.03.2026 20:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adding a little nuance to this:

I used to get very inebriated and live-tweet TV stuff. I like to think I’ve grown and improved as a person since then, but that I also have work to do on myself. This username is more of a callback to that than anything else.

Also I prefer scotch over bourbon.

05.03.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am never more acutely aware of my username on socials than when I’m giving a positive response to something. There’s a nagging running commentary in the back of my thoughts saying it will be taken as me being a little shit.

05.03.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats! That’s an awesome personal victory and it deserves to be celebrated. Way to go!

05.03.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know that the world feels like it’s ending and finding levity is far from priority, but did no one think to frame Noem’s no good, very bad day with something like “Noem, Go Home”?

Feels like a missed opportunity.

05.03.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29677 🔁 4022 💬 367 📌 161

The Venn diagram of people who use AI slop for self-promotion and Christofascist would-be ‘artists’ may not be two completely overlapping circles.

Pretty damn close to being that, though.

05.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today could be framed as a variety show titled Shit That Drains My Professional and Social Batteries.

I need some pizza, an uninterrupted hour to just exist, and an unnecessarily elaborate/fancy dessert.

(My day will afford me none of those things, so womp womp.)

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s true! You’re one of a number of folks I’d discovered in the TTRPG space thanks to TikTok who is consistently a delight and shares the best takes. I appreciate the ways you make this more of a community than just a shared hobby space.

05.03.2026 18:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been a minute since I’ve used preworkout while lifting, often instead opting to have an energy drink.

Anyway, it was a good/bad idea because the heavy circles are extra fun to lift but I am also more jittery than a child who just sneaked a glug of espresso for the first time.

(Wheeeeee~!)

05.03.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dentist appointment tomorrow to start addressing the busted tooth.

My guess is I’ll be getting referred to a different oral surgeon to have it extracted and that they’re going to try talking me into an implant that I absolutely cannot afford.

Fun times.

05.03.2026 17:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A universe in which Thanos gathers the Infinity Stones but the snap actually eliminates half of all the podcast microphones from existence.

There’s a real Utopia.

05.03.2026 17:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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