Evil IronFerret

Morning moon!

It’s got that œ

They are all ugly in their own way, but some of them deserve an award for it.

Blackjack hookerbots took that over, I’m going to hide out here…

It only took 20 years for them to ruin the internet. I’m leaving!

I’ll make my own internet! With blackjack, and hookers!

In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the console is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

Hey, about it getting better 6 minutes in? I lied.

What are you talking about? Lady Dimitrescu was trans Wesker.

They’re my emotional support vegetables, they don’t have an expiration date.

We need to ban the number 20

Don’t worry, 6 minutes in the writing improves dramatically!

I hope they come with NeoPets

Yah! Like how hotdog buns and hotdogs don’t come in matching numbers!

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

An image of a cheese wheel from Skyrim with the caption “I think the cheese wheel from Skyrim could fix me”

I long for the ✨big cheese✨

Why do they call it Refrigerator if you don’t ref the rig and there is no rator?

I’m glad I subscribed to Count Mort-Gab’s stream of consciousness and discount hamery.

Millhouse attempts to cheer up Bart, who has recently sold his soul, by showing him diet crystal Pepsi pogs.

Vegan Bobmeat alternatives include: dry erasers, keyboard lint, peanuts from under the couch, and being electrocuted on your nipples.

1920s: survived a global pandemic, world war looms on the horizon, gender norms are being challenged, stock market is going insane, Facism on the rise, pseudoscience gaining mainstream pressure, immigration panic, financial bubbles

2020s: ditto

Rouge 🗡️

A dog, and also a cat shaped eyebrows

Wasn’t there a Saturday morning cartoon called “battle-rats”?

I’d honestly rather learn Japanese

there's a Jujutsu Kaisen reference in my Resident Evil Requiem ✨

This is how you get Goa'uld.

How un-raisin-able.