my kids dolls in order of baby with stitches on face and headless man with fem and your body rules written on it and 2 punk barbies

its nice she still plays with her dolls

the people who hurt the most are often the kindest

Mozart was composing masterpieces aged 5, Picasso finished his first oil painting at 8, and Joan of Arc lead the French to victory at Orléans when only 17, while I just watched my 17yo scratch her eye whilst pointing at a cloud.

I think it’s safe to start blowing the college fund on beer and pizza.

psssst, if a woman doesn’t want to talk to you in DMs that doesn’t mean she has a shitty personality or is a bitch so give your balls a tug and move on bro

I fear the Epstein Files are now just a "distraction" from WW3.

The blood flooded elevator scene…

Friday

Crispy Gnome has been fired.

The skeletons in my closet are free range.

Having chemistry with someone means banging them on the periodic table, right?

Please respect my privacy while I hit a curb.

I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.

*raises the bar*

Bar: “put me down”

If there's another name that screams more than inbred, genetic misfire, fuckstick like Markwayne, then I haven't heard it.

Yet.

coloring pictures with my demons

Hi. Sorry I deleted. I got overwhelmed again.

a headlight lamp is illuminating the interior of a limestone cave from a canoe, there are flowers and some other objects arranged on one of the formations

leave me in this cave camp to die with only the bats to comfort me, or until they get bored of me and ask me to leave

I hope you have many more days above dirt.

I was my tv’s favorite kid growing up.

I just eye rolled myself out of a massive headache. Take that my parents from thirty five years ago!

person 1: Are you ok? person 2: I am acting like I am okay. Please don't interrupt my performance.

✨

We're supposed to fuck things up to be a better person..

done worrying about being thought of as “good” so fuck it I’m bad. Bad to the bone. I’ll die on this bad hill. Alone. Bad as fuck with the music up

How I arrived on Bluesky:

I guess I should do something....

*keeps scrolling*

Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much

Superman is an instrument for the Department of War.

Batman is joining ICE.

Wonder Woman will be a trad wife.

I ended up in the wrong existence to never do heroin.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed

When the GP suggests seeing another psychiatrist. No.

I’m not surprised as an adult that I was never kidnapped as a child.