Jeremy Reisman

Automated software that posts our articles here would be a good start.

If it was only about the level of discourse here, I would've been full-time here.

Unfortunately, my job kinda depends on the comprehensive news/analysis available on Twitter. Just a fraction of that has migrated here.

And so Twitter is unfortunately a necessity.

twitter down again.... the scales are starting to tip...

$15M/year seemed reasonable for Carlton Davis. Can see why the Lions coudln't retain him at $20M.

You've asked. We've wanted.

Now it's happening.

DAAAAAMN

You're the winner tonight. All hail @beverlegume.bsky.social.

I haven't seen Okudah since he got burned. Did he get immediately benched?

not doing anything completely embarrassing for nearly 2 hours is basically a win, cowboys

The word "slap" is not in the rulebook. This is the closest thing I could find in regards to the penalty called.

Personal foul:

Every non-pick play offensive pass interference call is a small win toward officiating equality. #MakeDefenseLegalAgain

It's too early in my Bluesky life to walk into this trap

For my entire life I've said mashed potatoes, but I think I'm finally ready to commit to stuffing.

The Lions have gone from the team that only gets a short clip in the national highlight reel because nobody cares to the team that only gets a short clip in the national highlight reel because they're dominating so hard.

probably tomorrow

Is there a good NFL highlights account out here somewhere? There's no official NFL account, right?

I don't think this is a Lions hangover game. I think the Texans may still be drunk.

oh no not okudah

Alright 14-0 at the end of 1.

Give me your final score predictions, and I'll reward the closest prediction with a follow and a shoutout (if I'm still awake).

He does. I think it's pretty common, but I can't really speak on other teams.

We didn't, unfortunately. I think the numbers came out at a weird time when we were pretty busy.

I'm pretty sure the answer is yes, but I'll be honest, I'm not entierly sure.

Gonna hang out here instead of Twitter for this disaster of a football game.

For following me here, I will reward you with in-depth analysis and insight.

Example:

Dallas is bad.

Dan Campbell indicated they won't have to activate him or sit him for the season right away, so it seems like the clock may restart. I can't say I'm familiar myself with those rules.

Dan Campbell specifically points to Ben Niemann as a guy who could potentially take on a bigger role. Says he can fill in at any linebacker spot.

"Thank god we have him here."

Ifeatu Melifonwu "won't be ready for a while" according to Dan Campbell.

He popped up on the injury report with a finger injury last week.

Dan Campbell on Jack Campbell: "He's a guy who understands the game. He's a smart football player."

Says he's been right in Alex Anzalone's hip pocket and took on a play-calling role in the spring.

"I think you'll see him thrive."

Dan Campbell's list of guys who played well vs. Jaguars:

- Entire o-line ("They played at a really high level and, man, they finished")
- D-line (run game)
- Jake Bates, Pat O'Connor, Kalif Raymond, Ben Niemann on special teams
- Kerby, Jack Campbell, Rodriguez, Kindle Vildor

but i am me