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Egg salad is still chicken salad.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
- Elaine Boosler
A notoriously surly and boorish baseball umpire returns home after a long road trip. He settles into his easy chair and calls his little boy over to sit on his lap. "No," says the lad, "the son never sits on the brutish umpire."
Yep, it's springtime in Kansas.
50% chance of thunderstorms and the possibility of "Strong tornadoes" tonight.
They had to do this until they finally captured all of the British airbases.
Alas, it didn't work at Bowling Green, site of the famous massacre.
You must believe in free-will; there is no choice.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer
I've fallen into some kind of an ADP singularity.
First 4 posts go missing from FB. Then two of my posts to BlueSky go AWOLoose.
Finally, I had a really bizarre error. So, I pressed <F1> for help.
That triggered a popup with the text:
"There is no help, only Zuul".
Who am I going to call?
Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.
The U.S. Navy is "a handful of fir-built frigates under a bit of striped bunting, manned by bastards and outlaws."
- "The [London] Times", 1812
I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull up my blanket. If that doesn't accurately describe my life, I don't know what does.
Dear Facebroke:
Stop suggesting "people I may know".
I *do* know them.
I just don't like the ones you are suggesting.
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
- Robert Frost
