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@existentialbread69

High off an epi pen

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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

30.03.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 32793 πŸ” 3127 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 229

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

06.03.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 10696 πŸ” 1665 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 111

We need more shitposting on this app asap

04.03.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Adrien Brody winning an Oscar for Best Actor in a role where they used AI to alter his accent is a great omen of what is to come, right?

03.03.2025 11:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

24.02.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 51052 πŸ” 12349 πŸ’¬ 3158 πŸ“Œ 1627

We moved on from Bo Burnham's INSIDE way too quickly. That shit is beautiful, terrifying, and funny. Absolute cinema from start to finish and just a complete representation of that man's pure talent.

24.02.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never forgive Netflix for cancelling shows like Mindhunter or Kaos but giving us an ungodly amount of seasons of Stranger Things, Big Mouth, and Emily in Paris.

20.02.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital billboard that reads "This Valentine's Day, Buy Her a Gun" with graphics of a handgun and bouquet of flowers

Digital billboard that reads "This Valentine's Day, Buy Her a Gun" with graphics of a handgun and bouquet of flowers

Simpsons screenshot: Homer leaning out of his car and waving his hand, caption: Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard

Simpsons screenshot: Homer leaning out of his car and waving his hand, caption: Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard

14.02.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 883 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

men in the valentine’s card section on feb 13th gives careless buffoon vibes but when I (wife) do the same thing on the same day for my husband’s card it’s really beautiful and sweet and endearing actually

14.02.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I did my daily check-in with the news and current events

13.02.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chief Wiggum holding the Cat Burglar by the wrist. Wiggum says: "And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail."

Chief Wiggum holding the Cat Burglar by the wrist. Wiggum says: "And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail."

Mayor Quimby handing a large envelope to Chief Wiggum. Quimby is saying to Wiggum: "That reminds me, here's your monthly kickback"

Mayor Quimby handing a large envelope to Chief Wiggum. Quimby is saying to Wiggum: "That reminds me, here's your monthly kickback"

13.02.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't want to harness the power of AI!" I shout as I read my 17th corporate email about the new way they're harnessing the power of AI to increase productivity and profit.

03.02.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need me a week or two in the woods with some wine, cheese, and a whimsical feeling that capitalism will never provide.

30.01.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread

30.01.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 804 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

Being a Buffalo Bills fan is the modern day version of Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill

27.01.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're telling me two guys named Martin are docking?

25.01.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0