Gh0sstly

Just trying to go on a walk and this street sign is mocking me

Within 10 minutes of me talking about how happy I was that my rent didn’t go up this year, I got the rent raise email 🙃🙃

Happy Valentines Day you’re all my valentine 💌 💘

I know I can sing because my cat comes out from hiding everytime I start singing

Large black bear with emoji hands 👉👈

After i send a problematic DM

crash out thursday

I wonder if my neighbors can heard me listening to my own audio messages over and over again after I send them

It’s my birthdaaaay 🎂🎉

Isn’t everything a learning experience?

surprise sandwiches are top tier

as a bit, I pretend your yearn posts are about me

this baked potato better fix me

I'm probably gonna take this lying down though, if possible

end it with me.

no, like save me for last

Birthday trip to the snow ❄️

Who up bobbing they burger

Liking people on Hinge feels like a humiliation ritual

My dad got me a sack of potatoes for Christmas 🎄

It was DELICIOUS

DILL PICKLE PIZZA

[taking handgun out of my mouth] no it's like a pacifier

*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight

a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons

what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets

anything can be a shitpost if you only believe

aww, our freak flags match

i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion

Asking strangers wearing Santa hats if I can sit on their laps.

let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant

*passes scrambled eggs into your mouth while we kiss