Keith Burgoyne

Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically

I know of one gym they aren't in.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

a light brown and white pitbull smiles right at the camera. she has a light pink nose mottled with black, light brown eyes, and a large goose-egg lump on the top of her noggin, over by her left ear. her name is strawberry.

strawberry the pitbull sits in some grass and looks up at you while wearing a felt strawberry costume. it’s a red cape with yellow dots for the seeds, and she’s wearing a green leafy hat, with one leaf gingerly propped up on top of her head lump.

a mostly white pitbull with a light brown spot over her eye and ear and a big raised lump on her head snuggles with two kids on a gray sofa. she’s tucked in under a striped blanket, her head resting on one kid’s chest and with the other leaning lovingly on her back. she has the most contented and peaceful sleeping face.

This is Strawberry. She was almost euthanized in a shelter because of the bump on her noggin. Fortunately it was harmless scar tissue from an old injury. Her unique appearance helped her get the attention of a forever family, who love her just the way she is. 14/10 (IG: strawberrytheunicorndog)

I've listened to hundreds of audiobooks, and I'll listen to hundreds more. They're wonderful.

Please, please, please be careful.

Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

Hey, does this pole still work??

The Ghostbusters firehouse toy from the 80s, sitting on an office chair in a home office.

Ok, so I bought it without thinking about where I'd put it. #ghostbusters

Plus it's yummy

Tonight, two of the white nationalists I reported on in this piece showed up to attempt to intimidate me on a private night out at a small music venue.

I’ll have more to say tomorrow. I’m safe.

They also didn’t pay cover 🖕

Glad you're safe. Also, he's wearing a death's head pin. Fuck that piece of trash.

A sweet potato that's all veiny, like a penis.

Ha this sweet potato is all veiny like a penis

(I jest, but I really hope you get the answers you need, and that you can be happy.)

The title of this movie is "Karen Goes to Therapy."

Better safe than sorry. I somehow missed we were even getting snow last night.

I’ve unmasked a white nationalist fight club in my city: Montreal.

After weeks of work (with help!), I can reveal an Olympian as a member of the Frontenac Active Club — one who, unbeknownst to the owners, brought them to a local gym for training and propaganda photos.

Here’s my investigation:

This has happened so many times (but not on TV.)

Me too. At least it's Wednesday. Fewer meetings for my kids to crash on Wednesdays.

Wednesday, March 4, 2026 UPDATE - Classes in the Bluefield, Charlottetown, Morell, Montague and Souris families will be cancelled today due to weather/travel conditions.

come again

This is the kind of shit a cult leader would say, Pete.

just thinking about how USAID was dismantled under the rationale of cost savings but there's an unlimited budget for war

Oh my god, somebody keep him from embarrassing us abroad

Since when did opposition members start representing the Canadian government abroad?

And why are they so BAD at it?

Two copies of Grey Dog by Elliott Gish on a library shelf

It's Women in Horror Month! To celebrate, here is a picture of two copies of my book (which is Horror!)(written by me, a Woman!) (and is even ABOUT a Woman!) snuggling on a library shelf.

I hope you're all feeling better!

This has real Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes written all over it.

You and I have similar habits, I gather!