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Lyall C. Storandt

@ls24hrgrind

On the run from a boring life…

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getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage

06.03.2026 14:39 👍 559 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 2

It’s been oddly surreal to hear the news framing the news around regime change in Iran and Cuba as the culmination of decades of shared agreement when Obama did significantly change US policy towards both in pretty recent memory.

06.03.2026 14:55 👍 426 🔁 63 💬 5 📌 3

“On Tuesday, he was forced into a May runoff against Brandon Herrera, a gun manufacturer and YouTube gun-rights influencer”

everything is so fucking stupid all the time

06.03.2026 05:03 👍 926 🔁 129 💬 24 📌 2

your new DHS secretary, everyone:

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 2538 🔁 633 💬 122 📌 80
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U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales quits reelection campaign amid sex scandal The decision capped a rapid downfall for the three-term lawmaker and former Navy cryptologist.

BREAKING: Rep. Tony Gonzales, R-San Antonio, is abandoning his bid for reelection to Congress under pressure from Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson & and amid an ethics investigation into whether he engaged in sexual misconduct.

www.expressnews.com/politics/art...

06.03.2026 05:09 👍 58 🔁 15 💬 11 📌 2

15,837.

HISTORY FOR THE KING.

06.03.2026 03:59 👍 105 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1
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No. 15,838

LeBron James has already scored more points than any player in NBA history.

Now, he’s seen more field goal attempts pass through the rim than anyone in his profession, surpassing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

06.03.2026 04:03 👍 119 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 2

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 👍 4067 🔁 643 💬 90 📌 9
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Come on, Bron

06.03.2026 04:12 👍 56 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 15425 🔁 3164 💬 233 📌 158

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

05.03.2026 14:58 👍 14205 🔁 2092 💬 517 📌 207

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 16627 🔁 5471 💬 126 📌 99

You’re not racist if you voted for James Talarico, but I wish some folks would just admit that they voted for Talarico not because he’s better, just whiter. And in this country, our default is supporting candidates we think other white people will vote for. That is identity politics.

04.03.2026 22:10 👍 301 🔁 34 💬 24 📌 8
A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.

A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.

v1.118 rolls out today!

New in this update: You can now translate posts without leaving the app.

Simply tap "translate" on mobile and your phone's built-in translation takes it from there.

05.03.2026 19:03 👍 5389 🔁 953 💬 221 📌 328

Injury Report for tomorrow vs. DAL:

Jayson Tatum - Right Achilles Repair - QUESTIONABLE

05.03.2026 19:54 👍 86 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 12

One down, an entire administration of MAGA fascists to go.

06.03.2026 01:34 👍 102 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0
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Scott Pruitt gonna sleep good on his Trump mattress now that he’s not Trump’s worst Oklahoma appointee.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

06.03.2026 02:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i think when we get a final reckoning of how much Noem has personally profited from her office this question might answer itself

05.03.2026 22:45 👍 1723 🔁 227 💬 39 📌 3

I fucking hate the American culture of entitled asshole selfishness. you see it everywhere. the driver assholes going 90 in a school zone. the assholes who don’t leash their dog or pick up their dog shit. the assholes who litter. the assholes who won’t vaccine their kids

06.03.2026 01:45 👍 1725 🔁 208 💬 48 📌 25

Wait, *another* one?

06.03.2026 02:07 👍 524 🔁 139 💬 19 📌 3

Noem is out largely due to massive public activism, especially in MN, Democrats expressing increasing interest in impeachment and investigations, and resulting media coverage.

Keep pushing. These people are not invincible or immune from public opinion.

05.03.2026 23:53 👍 2267 🔁 452 💬 41 📌 19
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How Oklahoma is making it harder for citizen-led measures to get on the ballot The state hired Shapard’s wife and three adult children to help when some workers didn’t show up. The Secretary of State’s office also pulled in some of its own staff to help as the deadline to get ba...

Following the failure of SQ836 to make the ballot, it might be worth taking a look at the company (like we did at @readfrontier.bsky.social a few years ago) in charge of verifying the signatures in Oklahoma.

06.03.2026 01:12 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

"This war will be fun, and easy" - every idiot who starts a war

06.03.2026 02:19 👍 268 🔁 38 💬 10 📌 3

Yeah

06.03.2026 02:22 👍 87 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0
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US House narrowly rejects resolution to end Trump's Iran war The US House votes 219-212 against a resolution requiring Congress's approval for further military action on Iran.

The US House votes 219-212 against a resolution requiring Congress's approval for further military action on Iran.

06.03.2026 02:30 👍 96 🔁 39 💬 22 📌 19
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He fled Kyiv. Now he’s painting Houston art for World Baseball Classic. Forced from his home in Kyiv, one painter has since found community in Houston.

Forced from his home in Kyiv, one painter has since found community in Houston.

06.03.2026 02:30 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...

17.11.2023 23:12 👍 469 🔁 124 💬 25 📌 79

Does Markwayne Mullin have to sleep with Corey Lewandowski too? Is that one of the job requirements?

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 224 🔁 24 💬 12 📌 2

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 👍 4655 🔁 743 💬 81 📌 32
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New reporting reveals Corey Lewandowski is expected to leave DHS with Kristi Noem.

The two are alleged to be having an affair.

05.03.2026 20:44 👍 64 🔁 18 💬 9 📌 5