Steve Stinson

Leapin’ lizards, you remembered.

Army’s always hiring. Might want to delay going to basic for a few months, though.

Yeah. I just hope it doesn’t happen in my state. Or is contained enough not to affect my state.

$91 a barrel oil on lines 1, 2, 4 and 5, dipshit.

Line 3 is Barron. He’s crying because his mommy is 10 minutes late coming back from an errand.

Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours.

Gas prices skyrocketing.

Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month.

Another war in the Middle East.

Are we great again yet?

Himes: I have a theory on how this ends…

You’re going to see oil go across $100… Projections for economic growth are going to go down.

And at some point in 3-5 weeks, the president is going to say this is really not tenable. And he’s going to declare victory and walk away.

I’m sorry, I wish you the best. You’ll all land on your feet.

NEW: TRUMP RECESSION is here! Experts expected that 50,000 new jobs created in February. Instead the US economy LOST 90,000 jobs and unemployment rose to 4.4%. That means since Trump took office, unemployment is now up more than 10%! Thank a Republican for this!

Newsmax next.

Bensky: And then we have the moment where all of my information is released. All of these other survivors — all of our information is literally out there for the world to see. And you’re like, “Wow, the DOJ really — our government doesn’t care.”

Double tap.

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

Trump on Rubio: He's doing some job and your next one, Cuba. We can do them all at the same time but bad things happen, if you watch countries that do them all too fast, bad things happen.

One of the petitioners -- a roofer named Riky who's in the U.S. legally on a U1 visa -- is still missing his work permit & $400 nail gun. Can't do much roofing without either. His lawyer says ICE agents told Riky they were going to destroy the nail gun. He's also missing $100 in cash.

I think the name had sunk him already.

The Gap Band gaps.

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That comment should get plenty of mileage in the Muslim world.

I guarantee he didn't like the appearance of the four fallen reservists. They're not "straight out of central casting," and one even had the gall to defy Hegseth and be overweight. It's very very sad. :((

She never really was your girl, Rat, Damone said.

Really, dipshit? Well if they’re that fn close, why would there be any doubt about whether to send in the Army or not?

Fkstick

"It's a combat operation!"

Carrots?

And here I thought Crenshaw was a complete prick unto himself. But not enough of one for MAGA, I guess.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

But Iran will suffer neither fate.

This idiotic war is just … Trump came by, blew some shit up, left the same regime in charge, and nothing changed except they’re left intimidated but also furious. And that bodes I’ll for the future.

In Iran’s case, they won’t have a horrible civil war like Iraq had. We *never* should have gone in there. Such an idiotic failure of government.

In the case of Afghanistan, the forces we tried to stand up were so weak that the Taliban easily toppled them. Despite 19 years of funds and training.

Can’t win? The war part is fairly easy. As we saw in Iraq and Afghanistan. And again seeing that. Winning the war isn’t hard.

It’s the attempt to get the citizens to build a stable country that’s so hard and is so fraught with danger and frustration. And yes, that leaves everyone to suffer.

One-eyed jackass

He’ll never use “Eye of the Tiger” as campaign rally music again. :((