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Shelly Penton

@plaidsilk

PhD Candidate Religious Studies. UVA. Skeets my own.

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One of the most frustrating things about Trump and everyone like him is that they approach the most intense and unspeakable of human experiences like poker chips on green felt tables.

07.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see your Gender Studies and raise you Religious Studies

07.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reaction of oil markets in early March 2026 to the prospect of a closure of the Straits Of Hormuz will likely go down in the books as an example of an Eminently Knowable Yet Somehow Unknown Known.

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Heard the siren call of spring in this morning's breeze, so I decided to plant old potatoes in our garden with my 1yo son, which means I am on the way to Wegmans for weekend veggies in jeans covered with dark soil mixed with Virginia red clay.

Tldr I find there are things worth smiling about still.

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a bad decision. If I had to guess which guy trying to leverage a job in order to start his own consultation firm, it would be this man.

He doesn't seem to possess any kind of intellectual insight or moral anchor. Both opportunistic and parasitic upon the actions of a fascist dictator.

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they share a cell someday

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

tbh car dealership owners should be automatically part of the Epstein Class based purely on vibes, but also other things as well

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Is your entire platform ELIMINATE THE EPSTEIN CLASS?" Voter

06.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen these claims from the Trump admin saying US-born workers gained 2.5M jobs in 2025?

Well, they were wrongβ€”updated population estimates released today knocked native-born employment by 2.5M.

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I have become a single issue voter in 2026.

06.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have become a single issue voter in 2026.

06.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will miss Kristi Noem's inimitable constitutional insights, as when, asked by Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H. at a Senate hearing to define "habeas corpus," she replied, "Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country."

06.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2223 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 23
Screenshot of ProPublica webpage titled β€œExplore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees,” accompanied by this blurb: β€œUse this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their debts, among other things.” A search bar prompts the user to search for a person or financial holding.

Screenshot of ProPublica webpage titled β€œExplore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees,” accompanied by this blurb: β€œUse this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their debts, among other things.” A search bar prompts the user to search for a person or financial holding.

THREAD: We just released a tool that allows you to search billions of dollars in wealth, ties to the most powerful companies in the country, and details of the personal finances of President Trump and over 1,500 of his appointees.

Here’s how it works 1/

05.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 676 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 38
This job does not come with benefits. I don't get vacation time. I pay health care coverage, but I don't seek out care and likely never will because I won't be able to afford it.
This job also does not come with assistance. I don't want anyone to work for free and so far I don't have nearly enough money coming in to guarantee. I have some ideas, but ideas take time to implement and every day there's another story to break.
The job is incredibly fulfilling as sometimes it feels like a character in a 21st Century Graham Greene novel, a foreign correspondent in a place of intrigue. I don't have family here and I seem to resist the idea of fitting in. I bore people mostly, so I stick to myself.
If you're not a paid subscriber, you now have another option. You can make a charitable contribution to support my journalism and my hope at some point is to begin to use this to fundraise to hire people. I'm not there yet, but for nearly six years I have sought to implement my vision. I plan to continue doing that, because despite my perpetual sense of being an outsider, I've been doing this work a long time and I'll never find anything as fulfilling.

This job does not come with benefits. I don't get vacation time. I pay health care coverage, but I don't seek out care and likely never will because I won't be able to afford it. This job also does not come with assistance. I don't want anyone to work for free and so far I don't have nearly enough money coming in to guarantee. I have some ideas, but ideas take time to implement and every day there's another story to break. The job is incredibly fulfilling as sometimes it feels like a character in a 21st Century Graham Greene novel, a foreign correspondent in a place of intrigue. I don't have family here and I seem to resist the idea of fitting in. I bore people mostly, so I stick to myself. If you're not a paid subscriber, you now have another option. You can make a charitable contribution to support my journalism and my hope at some point is to begin to use this to fundraise to hire people. I'm not there yet, but for nearly six years I have sought to implement my vision. I plan to continue doing that, because despite my perpetual sense of being an outsider, I've been doing this work a long time and I'll never find anything as fulfilling.

sitting outside and catching up on stuff tonight, most definitely including a few recent Sean Tubbs newsletters. constantly amazed at how lucky we are to have this wonderful man doing his thing here. if you’re not already giving him a reliable monthly donation, I really encourage you to start!

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Onion could never...

06.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The case for gender studies programs has never been stronger.

06.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect night.

06.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post an iconic horror movie image.

05.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

'those movies where people watch a video because it's supposed to make you die in a week are unrealistic' I say as I watch another person take a Chotiner phone call

04.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 759 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

if there's anything the American voter loves, it's the price of car sauce going up

04.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Tired: Misperceiving the shadows in Plato's cave as reality.

Wired: Betting on the shadows in Plato's cave.

04.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

They think every single political or military or social crisis is a personal test of their masculinity, to see whether they’re willing to escalate, get even tougher, hit even harder. They think the solution is more brutality and the obstacle is the feminized moral scruples society wants them to have

04.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

As I was saying: A great night to consider running for office.

04.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1272 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 23

For the folks who wait every year for the AAR deadline to be extended so they can be incredibly relieved yet again like clockwork, like the sun rises and sets, like the seasons come and go, and on and on, past and future always ever the present:

The deadline for AAR proposals has been extended.

04.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Blue & white "Indivisible Charlottesville" logo with light blue outline of the state of VA, red star where Charlottesville is, and "ALL HANDS MEETING, MAR 7"

Blue & white "Indivisible Charlottesville" logo with light blue outline of the state of VA, red star where Charlottesville is, and "ALL HANDS MEETING, MAR 7"

ALL HANDS - This Saturday, March 7, 10 AM - NOON, at the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Charlottesville, 717 Rugby Road. Child care available! Help shape our work, and find your place in the collective effort to fight authoritarianism, strengthen our democracy, and keep our community safe.

03.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally seems like a good time for so many colleges and universities to gut their Religious Studies programs.

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was a rare books assistant at the UChicago library and an entire shelf in the archives was Playboy. I would be sent down there to check on them every now and then, because inevitably they go missing once in a while. πŸ˜‚

But definitely a premium slice of culture!

03.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Attacking people makes them far less defensive, hostile, and reactionary, duh, it's just human psychology.

*checks PSY101 notes* Wait.

03.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The same thing could be said of Playboy.

03.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0