AgentMaayan

מעכשיו משתמשת ב-״מורכב מבחינה אישיותית״ כדי לתאר את כל האפסים שאני מכירה, תודה

Yeah it's been several hours and this is still insane to me. Imagine having this kind of audacity

I really can't even imagine having the audacity to do something like this

what a pretty picture of an attentive audience! gosh, I wonder why it looks familiar! oh wait-

a senior exec took a nice picture of me presenting at the kickoff, cropped me out of it, and posted it on linkedin as if they're listening to him, happy international women's day!!

Okay that worked very quickly thank you

I would like one (1) good thing please

Better to find out after two minutes than after two years, unfortunately I speak from experience.

This is going to flop and I am going to delete it but it doesn't make it any less of a banger, I'll tell you that

Watching Americans try to express their opinions about the war is like listening to Prologue from Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812. I understand this is niche but it is also true, so

הייתי בת היום כשגיליתי שאינספקטור גאדג׳ט וחוש חש הבלש הם אותו אחד

Respectfully, FUCK

It's clearly an exceptional drawing of the Yanshul, my hometown mascot, which is a half-owl-half-cat, with two claws in the front, four paws and a tail. (I'm not even kidding, you can look it up)

Sent you a DM x

I did see it with Darren and Helen (who were both excellent). I'll see how I can make it work logistically for it to find its way to you.

Has she seen it? I can get her a playbill if that's the sort of thing that she'd enjoy.

Hare, this is the BEST thing you could have done for me. Perfect distraction, can be put down and picked back up when we need to pass time in shelter, mistakes have little to no consequence, immense joy when the 43rd gemstone was found. Ideal, thank you!

At last, a game that brings together my amazing knowledge of Beatles songs, SNL cast members, muppets and programming languages.

Tired girls are tired

I think "who's doing the best she can? Persephone, that's who" two, three times a day.

If this gets to be too much admin and you want a simple process to make things easier, I'm happy to help set something up.

I wish I could, but for obvious reasons giving this month a skip. Fingers crossed I can join next time, and thank you for making the world a little lighter, even if I'm not there to enjoy it myself.

העיקר ההצגה שהייתי אמורה ללכת אליה אתמול מעולם לא שלחה הודעת ביטול ואיכשהו ממשיכה למכור כרטיסים באתר אפילו שברור שאף סטודנט למשחק לא יעשה השבוע פרינג׳ אימה ביפו

Pausing our regularly scheduled programing to bring you, oh, what's this, something good that's happening? I can hardly believe it myself, but here it is nonetheless.
(This makes financial sense even if you see one show a year, also it feels nice to support art and you deserve to feel nice.)

Googling "how to stop feeling so overwhelmed" and all the results say "go on a walk outside" or "turn off the news for a day" and then googling "okay, but how to stop feeling so overwhelmed when you can't do any of that stuff-"

מי אמור איטס מיגל אבל באמת

I imagined him recording the audio on a swivel chair, slowly petting a cat.

Hey, we're okay. 💛

Maayan and her dog Buffy on a green pillow on the shelter floor, under a green blanket.

🖤

כאילו בראש אני יודעת שיש דגים גדולים יותר וכו׳ אבל בלב אני פשוט מגה מבואסת. משתדלת להזכיר לעצמי שזה מותר