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A worried crowd seemingly check for signs of life from an unresponsive Trump..

But they’re actually checking for signs of intelligent life, because the snoozy old pedo keeps nodding off but insists on keeping waking up..

But alas.. as we know they’re on a fools errand 🤷🏼‍♂️

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Again, Farage, Badenoch and their fellow travellers on X are wildly out of touch with the public on Iran.

Even the majority of Reform supporters oppose their position.

Nigel Farage, the front runner to be the next British Prime Minister, is meeting with President Trump today. Time to sink Keir Starmer's ghastly Chagos surrender deal for good. @Nigel_ Farage

Nigel Farage is meeting Trump today, and you just know that he's going to fight Britain's corner and spell out our sovereignty and not desperately suck up to.... oh no, wait... that's the other Nigel Farage... the one I dreamed about when I got food poisoning from a slice of lemon sponge cake.

Trump has all the money, all the power, all the attention, and all the bombs in the world.

But were he to live for a thousand years, he'd never have this.

And it must eat him up.

In addition to allegations of raping children, Trump is accused of otherwise assaulting them, threatened them repeatedly, and blackmailed and harassed them for years. He’s a monster.
He's also accused of confessing to Epstein that he uses illegal building permits.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Starmer stands by decision not to join US-Israeli strikes on Iran The PM said the best way forward was a

PM stands by decision not to join strikes on Iran & sends more jets to Qata And #IStandByStarmer ✊🏼✊🏼

On this he’s been 100% right.. we aren’t Trump’s b*tch at his beck & call to break international law & pander to his ego..

He was right not to join initial strikes & to defend UK bases & citizens

Agreed. This is right. Right because it’s an illegal war. Full stop.

Starmer stands by decision not to join US-Israeli strikes on Iran The PM said the best way forward was a

PM stands by decision not to join strikes on Iran & sends more jets to Qata And #IStandByStarmer ✊🏼✊🏼

On this he’s been 100% right.. we aren’t Trump’s b*tch at his beck & call to break international law & pander to his ego..

He was right not to join initial strikes & to defend UK bases & citizens

Could it be that GB News has been haemorrhaging money because it pumps out more sh*t than all the sewers in South East England whilst employing presenters with less talent than an earthworm 🤔

South East Water faces £22m fine for supply failures The firm was unable to cope during high demand, Ofwat says, leading to

OfWat proves its NotWot as it leaves the CEO & senior management of SE Water in situ to keep cashing pay cheques & just issues a fine which will no doubt be past onto customers - 30,000+ had weeks without water❗️

And what action has OfCom taken against Musk.. none so far 😡 🤷🏼‍♂️

#SleepingWatchDogs

South East Water faces £22m fine for supply failures The firm was unable to cope during high demand, Ofwat says, leading to

OfWat proves its NotWot as it leaves the CEO & senior management of SE Water in situ to keep cashing pay cheques & just issues a fine which will no doubt be past onto customers - 30,000+ had weeks without water❗️

And what action has OfCom taken against Musk.. none so far 😡 🤷🏼‍♂️

#SleepingWatchDogs

Badenoch also criticised Starmer in HOP for not spending on defence but spending on welfare

Under the Tory Govt she was part of defence spending was slashed

Since coming to power Labour have put an extra £5 billion into defence, and plan to make it over 2% of GDP then 3%

She talks utter bollox🤷🏼‍♂️

It's almost like she hasn't been briefed and doesn't know what she's talking about and doesn't have google

Goodnight possums xx

Could it be that GB News has been haemorrhaging money because it pumps out more sh*t than all the sewers in South East England whilst employing presenters with less talent than an earthworm 🤔

GB News has lost £131.5m to date Cumulative losses in £

Keep not watching GB News guys... it's lost £131.5m to date but I'm sure it can do a lot worse than that.

KAROLINE LEAVITT: "President Trump invaded Iran because he had a feeling."

MOST AMERICANS & THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Fuck your feelings."

Hannah Spencer, "None of us are perfect, but we're human"

"And we need more humans in parliament who care about each other"

"And I promise I will always try my best and always be decent"

Trump 'survives assassination attempt' as US Government issues horror update The President's life was targeted once again, the Trump administration said.

Ohh FGS the level of BS coming from intellectual vacuum Hegseth and Trump administration hit new highs..

Allegedly Iran had an assassination attempt on Trump that we never heard about until now.. 🙄

If anyone looks at Trump the wrong way the World immediately hears about it.. so what utter bollox❗️

Xx 😂

People say Farage has charisma. This isn’t charismatic. This is dismissive and rude. It’s a serious question about BNP-style racism within his party. And Farage can’t cope with that kind of scrutiny. So he lashes out.
Under the spotlight, his ‘charisma’ turns very sour indeed.

Badenoch doesn’t do facts❗️She doesn’t do intelligence or telling the truth either.. she’s a Tory so what do we expect🤥

Here she attacks Starmer for not funding defence

In fact defence spending has increased by £5 billion under Labour with plans to make it 2.5% of GDP rising to 3%

Facts eh❗️🤷🏼‍♂️

Trump 'survives assassination attempt' as US Government issues horror update The President's life was targeted once again, the Trump administration said.

Ohh FGS the level of BS coming from intellectual vacuum Hegseth and Trump administration hit new highs..

Allegedly Iran had an assassination attempt on Trump that we never heard about until now.. 🙄

If anyone looks at Trump the wrong way the World immediately hears about it.. so what utter bollox❗️

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UK defence spending GDP share 2025| Statista In 2024/25, the United Kingdom's defence spending as a share of Gross Domestic Product is estimated to be 2.2 percent.

Indeed.

The Tories slashed defence spending in the Thatcher / Major era (after 1984), Labour kept it pretty steady from 1997-2010. Since 2010, the Tories never reached 2.5% of GDP in all of their 14 years.

Leaving Labour yet another issue to sort.

www.statista.com/statistics/2...