Is there a more bipolar team in world football than Newcastle United?
You fucking beauties #NUFC
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Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet, mate 😉
Getting to the sad stage where I’m thrilled at the prospect of less football
What an absolute pile of Tottenham, that was.
Well done for that 20 mins of effort, lads 🤙🏻 #NUFC
I had such high hopes for Wissa, he genuinely looks like he could turn out for the Dog and Duck tomorrow.
I think Howe’s success with inventing a new position for Joelinton has gone to his head, I’m sick of seeing players out of position in this team.
Has Wissa done anything yet? Literally anything?
Another 70 mins of destroying Woltemade’s confidence, well done Edward.
This:
Fuck sake
Fubo
Oh Tottenham lolz
It’s a good lesson on the power of the internet, I deleted that tweet that day and I still see it posted on meme accounts, the internet is forever lol
I once made a social media post that went so viral it appeared on the XFM breakfast show, even though I deleted it, it still gets posted as a meme in 2026.
I once made a social media post that went so viral it appeared on the XFM breakfast show, even though I deleted it, it still gets posted as a meme in 2026.
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That was fucking outstanding #NUFC
Weak mentality I’m sorry to say.
Literally playing until they score
Match prediction:
If there was ever a time for John Ruddy to rise... #nufc
I really hope this isn’t AI #NUFC
Can’t be worse than Goal! III.
3. The Sharpie S-Gel pens are elite level.
you’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?