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all else aside, very few things strike me as sure signs of a dubious moral character as "being defended by Ryan Grim"

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the lawyers on my team very rarely act like they are indeed on my team. they act like sentences are the bus from Speed and if they don't keep adding more words we'll all die

04.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that tumblr-adjacent dialect of not-quite-English seems to ne designed to use as many words as possible without conveying real meaning and every time I see it I put my phone down and pick up an actual book

03.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
comic by political cartoonist Gary Varvel depicting a man hearing about Greece sending ships to defend Cyprus from the Persians while turning his calendar and discovering the year is 499 BCE.

comic by political cartoonist Gary Varvel depicting a man hearing about Greece sending ships to defend Cyprus from the Persians while turning his calendar and discovering the year is 499 BCE.

03.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

one of my absolute favorite books by my favorite author and a pretty decent adaptation to boot!

02.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the very first one he ever did about PokΓ©mon is still my favorite; he's the only Trump impersonator that's totally nailed the rhythm of tangents and free associations. "After the election we're going to be doing something about Professor Oak, he's not with our people"

01.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/war-2/

28.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Congress could have ended this months ago and could indeed end it today, but they're basically a decorative figurine at this point

28.02.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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house fire on 16th and Kramer NE; all surrounding blocks closed off for now. #NEDC

27.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Human Instrumentality but it’s companies.

26.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

it's very disorienting to be overwhelmingly proud of the good work you do and also realize it could end at any second *because* of the good work you do. don't recommend it

26.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat stretched out on a heating pad her owner would like to use for cramps. Oh well!

A black cat stretched out on a heating pad her owner would like to use for cramps. Oh well!

best wishes for your beautiful diva! once spent a grand for multiple X-rays, ultrasounds, and bloodwork to be told this girl (depicted stealing my heating pad) had a severe case of Tired Of Her Food

26.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there are ten thousand ways you could have tried to make this point without being catastrophically offensive and yet

25.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you gifted us with "It’s the aesthetic of the possibility of fucking. The image of its potential" which IMO was worth learning about a guy who smashes his face with a hammer

23.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

god damn it, they found the one and only way I would willingly learn more about "Clavicular"

23.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

in the early days of this website, back when you could run out of posts, seemingly half the feed was niche discord drama and lame jokes from people who invariably got outed as sex pests

23.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snow just starting to arrive in NE DC!

22.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is wild. I was just out with friends (our husbands work in tech) and she told me he'd started bringing his laptop in the bathroom so he could write stuff while he showered. her exact words were "He's addicted! He can't stop, which stood out a lot more to me than the supposed productivity gains.

22.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of from a Tesla. A warning sign reads "Take Control Immediately. Vehicle departing lane"

A screenshot of from a Tesla. A warning sign reads "Take Control Immediately. Vehicle departing lane"

22.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosemary III Rosemary III has just arrived at Brandywine Valley SPCA's DC Village Campus and is settling in. We are still getting to know her unique personality, but we already know she is ready to start the next ...

for #caturday I am begging DC/MD/VA to adopt Rosemary! I have sponsored her adoption fees because this girl is such an angel; she is the sweetest stray I've ever found and deserves a loving home. please share with your friends or nab her for yourself! she's perfect!!

21.02.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

was a RG fan from the beginning but it was such a trip watching him on the totally joyless White Lotus and then clearly having the time of his life. Teen Jesus had me in tears

20.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

young chill backwards hat bro coworker (broworker?) raving about his long weekend in Grenada. "yeah, so my buddy and I got there and we immediately headed for the Grenada Dove National Preserve. does anybody want to see my photos?" hell yeah brother lemme see some doves

18.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

16.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 29551 πŸ” 5704 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 164

nobody tells you just how much slapstick is in it

16.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to repost this at least once a week until someone comes and adopts the sweetest girl I've ever met. DC, MD, VA, come get your girl - I'll even cover adoption fees ($125). let this adorable mama cat love you!!!

11.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

concierges???! absolutely not. nobody, least of all rich people, wants an app for that stuff. they want a human voice to solve their problems at 3 AM and also reassure them that everything's going to be okay

11.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes, that account is notoriously Like That in all kinds of discourses

10.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love a show with horrible people but Industry really is just "what if the most loathsome people made the worst decisions every time" so there's not even any depth like Succession. they're just all vapid coke monsters!

09.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Federalist Pig is the one and only for us. For all the hype we haven't loved 2Fifty

08.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosemary III Pennsylvania's first no kill, open admission shelter,the BVSPCA puts the "human" back in humane animal treatment.

DC-area cat lovers: we rescued this sweetheart from my backyard and I adore her. I spent months hunting for her owners because I couldn't believe such a friendly cat grew up outside. She loves cuddles and pets and will be your shadow. Please adopt this darling!

bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...

07.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1