Lil Mr Big Boy Man

Damn I had no idea. Fuck that guy

Damn Zach Braff is catching a nuclear stray here lmao

Hell yeah

Love that the quote starts with the phrase “this idiot” lmao

This guy is such a class act I hope I’m half the man he is if I ever hit it big like him

You are too fuckin pathetic for words lol

Was that before or after working as a mercenary for Erik fucking Prince?

This list just goes from bad to worse. Carlson is the 5th most listened to podcast on Spotify?? Fuck me we ain’t gonna make it

Don’t forget that there are tons of radioactive fed accounts posting pretending to be Iranian citizens thanking the us for the great service of bombing the shit out their country to distract everyone from the fact the us president is a pedophile

Which ones? The Iranian children going to school and getting bombed? Are they the ones getting saved?

Yeah we can all tell you don’t care about them lol

Plumber and machinist in a factory

Everyone is 12 theory really coming through today

This is guy fusion

Damn I think I just figured out why Microsoft office 365 hasn’t been working today

Hey did you know you don’t have to step up to the plate to defend Nazi tattoos?

I just got your test results back and YOU ARE HIGH EVERYONE KNOWS AND THEY JUST RECRIMINALIZED WEED AHHHHH YOU ARE GOING TO J A I L

I'm going to give it to you straight: this is going to last forever, you are never going to be sober again, you have broken your brain permanently and everyone is super mad at you also you are peeing right now you're peeing in your pants and everyone is mad at you

it changes the outcome to the one you want

what the fuck is this guy talking about

They call it a Thanatos gambit on tv tropes dot com

Less than 72 hours later lmao fuck this guy

It’s so weird how gen z simultaneously is better about exercising certain boundaries but also willingly robs themselves of dignity like this on the regular

I'm glad i can't go back in time and tell my younger self that the most accurate fictional future, by a wide margin, was Futurama

Cartoon by Tommy Siegel

Yes it is possible to build an underground concrete box next to a giant concrete hole that is already supposed to be full of water. Building an entire building on top of that hole and not having it regularly flood or slowly sink into the swamp is an entirely different matter

Not to piss on the party but the geography of Florida makes having a basement almost impossible

You ever hear of something called manufactured consent?

“The sandwiches are called Mr. and Mrs. Crunchy”

i feel like if you got high degrees of pitch and yaw when crankin it you should probably see a doctor idk