I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!
When another dipshit tries to primary ilhan
Oof. I haven’t but I wouldn’t
Ball knowers keep their flour in the big cambro
I am good not great at this: .0065. This one is also fun, it rudely gave me three greens that were almost brat: dialed.gg
No no no shut the FUCK up do not EVER offer me an AI summary of A RESTAURANT MENU
I have a lot of feelings about this ok
It IS, improbably, Italian; does NOT need the condensed milk but I would try it; and the pics are making me furious. You don’t need to pour it over ice! You shake it with the ice and strain it out and get a nice silky froth unadulterated by melting ice! Jeez!
If you’re @josiedumbass.bsky.social specifically, getting cucked is when I wash my own dishes
happy women's day to women and cis women
Red Vans with leopard print interior. @fart’s infamous shoes from the months-long shoe roast thread on Twitter a decade ago
🎵 They got a name for the winners of the world
🎵 I want a name when I lose
🎵 They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
🎵 Call me “At Fart’s Shoes”
its beef
he's not a real goat, but he is on a real boat, he's on an actual boat
Imagine being mad that your daughter is a genius
I’m reliably informed this is a Gen Z joke (explained to me when I mentioned an insta reel about a cocktail called a fridge cigarette)
Natural language question asking widget just a stack of booleans in a trenchcoat? He admit it? Do you sincerely need an LLM for that?
Optimal packing algorithm for dumplings in a pan
all wife long
Yeah. I’d maybe add a little hanging sleeve to run a dowel through so it would also be easily rolled up for portability?
Spindle with the whorl in the middle resting in an orange coffee mug on my desk. It has shiny blue yarn on it that I’m in the process of winding off the spindle and onto a cardboard tube
This type of spindle was invented by nomadic people for spinning on the go, but when you have an email job, the most wonderful thing about it is you can do this and it’s not too much hassle
I have stolen this analogy wholesale from @past-tense.bsky.social, it’s just perfect and I can’t improve on it
Zoom q&a’s arbitrary, capricious scrolling behavior is like riding in a car full of dog farts. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but in the moment you experience it, the fucking worst thing
This account’s official position is critical support for Kurt Cobain she/her trutherism
Saw an award winning paper about giving estradiol to fish
absolutely fucking not
Double booked right now so regrettably I missed the context for my coworker saying in teams chat “this bivalve is giving me all the feels”
Every day someone in some chat asks if we know why this helicopter. Sometimes it is the news; once in a while it is medevac; and the vast majority of times, we don’t know why, but we also know that fuck you is why
Very variable! It’s perishable, open bottles gotta be kept cold or they go to shit. Never heard of a vermouth bar but can imagine it might be nice
It is very sweet for those with eyes to see. Also the alt text is very funny
Lmao
Early March is very early, enjoy the sun but beware
