christina

i got 99 problems and my plural bitch is all of them

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hey.

once bitten it is only a matter of time

Wikipe-tan in the Library of Babel

wikipe-tan in the library of babel. very important

new ethical self defense weapon sichuan pepper spray

everyone should have their mohs hardness rating in their bio

dollgirls when you offer them the joint

horny jeb bush: please cum

doing knifeplay with a bladeless knife with no handle

when the balls have a dick >>>

queen sized dick dinner for crab

what were you doing under the faucet

me and my wife collectively decided to start headcanoning the child of welsh medieval history youtuber Cambrian Chronicles as transgender based on nothing apparently

thiiiis like if someone is too similar to me it immediatly fires up the fight instinct like there really is a Balance to this shit

🤰

A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

fujoing out watching my girlfriend and our friend have an engaging conversation about linguistics

I'm cool. No problems.

"how much fuck would a wood suck dick"
-my drunk wife

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Snow is real pretty if you don't have to go out in it.

me specifically having a feather collection feels like slut behaviour

they should invent velvet shedding but for girls

i bet velvet shedding feels good as fuck

heatstroke got me staring at a still image of google maps on my boyfriend's phone thinking it is entertainment

"yeah yesterday with like Gobo and Froggit or whatever..." <- my beautiful wife trying to talk about Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings

it's not??

such a good hustle though. i respect it. they should claim it treats cancer too just to be more evil about it