Mindcap has been Airstriked. Rest in peace.
12.02.2026 06:58
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Mindcap has been Airstriked. Rest in peace.
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Thats why Waboo will die broke and alone and I'll die sleeping on my throne of gold
When I go broke
Meow
Because I don't have the time to unrate every Extreme Demon.
I have unrated the top 50 levels on the Pointercrate Demonlist.
All bugs will be made 10x worse in 2.3. This is for fun, on my part. They will not be fixed.
2.3 will introduce the "Triple Mode". This is like a dual, but with three icons. The third icon is controlled by voice, you just yell out "Jump".
I would never kill you. /RubRub
Geometry Dash is rated as a kid friendly game. Please don't use this type of language.
/RubRub
Due to complains about the current save data system, we have removed the system entirely. Now, when exiting the game, all your data will be permanently wiped.
As a way to make Geometry Dash fairer to all players no matter their computers capabilities, the FPS cap will be set to a max of 30 Frames Per Second. This will ensure that players with high-end, and low-end PC's will behave the same.
In 2.21, I will be adding 200 more triggers that do exactly the same thing as the currently existing triggers. However, these will be a prettier color.
The United Kingdom has blocked Geometry Dash in their pathetic country. In response, we will be updating every map made by a British creator to an empty level with text reading "Fuck The King".
2.3 has been postponed to October 2030. Sorry for the inconveniences.
One random creator off the top 100 leaderboards will die tomorrow.
For every like is 1 less day Viprin will be allowed to live, as I have made a deal with Satan.
/RubRub
After a long brainstorming session with Viprin and the Moderator Team, we have decided to launch a nuclear missile to the Pointercrate Demonlist's headquarters, along with the residences of any Demonlist staff. Hopefully now, I will no longer be forced to rate subpar Extreme Demons.
I think you may have mistook 'CBF' for 'CBT'. Please reread.
The developer is always right.
Beginning November 2024, Only Easy (2*) maps will be rated. If you wish to have a rated map above this difficulty, you must first have it rated as Easy (2*), then buff the map to the desired difficulty.
/RubRub
The mod labelled "CBF" Is hacking. I have implemented a checker into the game, where if you use this mod it will cause a gas leak in your residence. Have a great day everyone!
Starting today, any level using a NONG (Not on Newgrounds) song, will be deleted, and the creator will be arrested and executed. Thank you for being apart of this wonderful community!
Our monthly prize pool for the Best Music has been boosted by $500, thanks to a generous sponsorship from Geometry Dash! Follow GD @geometrydash.bsky.social!
I can confirm that 2.3 will be an update where things will change.
JOI Levels are now allowed to be rated. Viprin convinced me.
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