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Jessica Morris ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@jessicatye

Here for the #abpoli ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ and ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› memes. โœจ๐ŸŒˆ YEG โœจ she/her ๐Ÿ“š Education student at UofA ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿซ โ€”itโ€™s cool to care about other people and advocate for equity/equalityโ€” Alberta could use more of that. ๐Ÿซถ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸฝโœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ‹ Looking for other skeeters who match the good vibes ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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BREAKING!

Smith says that while she will ensure the public system doesn't decrease the amount of surgeries under her two tiered private system...

She's not going to require any growth.

This is how you create a private market with a growing population.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

18.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 168 ๐Ÿ” 100 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Jared Wesley and Ken Boessenkool: Danielle Smith is not a conservative Her politics amount to libertarian-laced populism, directly opposed to the sort of principled, incrementalist politics Albertans have had before.

Business leaders are speaking out against the UCP's separatist drift.

Lawyers & judges are rising up against Premier Smith's threats to judicial independence.

Real conservatives are realizing what we've been saying for years.

open.substack.com/pub/theline/...

06.02.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s
Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads 
โ€œ
Don't trust your government, kids.โ€

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads โ€œ Don't trust your government, kids.โ€

#cdnpoli #politics #newgirl

30.12.2025 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. The physician and the nurses in the stroke unit were great once we finally got up there, but it was a long few days leading up to it.

16.01.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, it really sucked, but once he got onto the stroke unit and got a bed (5 days after arriving to the hospital) he was in the ward for a week and they were great. Very attentive.

16.01.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My partner had a stoke. He spent 3 full days in a recliner in the ER under bright lights that wouldnโ€™t shut off. After I complained, he was moved to a recliner where they could close the curtain and make it dark so he could rest his brain for 2 more days b4 they had space on the stroke unit.

15.01.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Danielle Smith Working With Trump Official Who Wants to Annex Greenland The Alberta premier belongs to a U.S. group called the Governors Coalition for Energy Security thatโ€™s led by Jeff Landry, Trumpโ€™s envoy to Greenland.

Not only am I a member of the group to help annex Greenland, Iโ€™m also a member of a group in charge of annexing Canada!

Read: www.desmog.com/2026/01/14/d...

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
#RecallThemAll #albertarecall

15.01.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

My partner had a stroke. he was left in a chair in the emerg room hallway under a bright light with no privacy or opportunity to sleep for 3 days while they waited to get him a bed on the stroke unit. After those 3 days, they found him a dark area in emerg where he could sleep in the recliner 48hrs

15.01.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Carney and Denmark PM with Lego

Carney and Denmark PM with Lego

Carney with cat on shoulder

Carney with cat on shoulder

Carney in casual attire

Carney in casual attire

Carney reveals Spotify age is 44

Carney reveals Spotify age is 44

I wanna hate him. Heโ€™s just another conservative, but Iโ€™ll be damned, he sure is relatable/likable. โ€”Especially compared to Poilievre. #cdnpoli #markcarney #liberals #canada #ableg

13.01.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In light of what has been going on south of the border, I think Albertans should be VERY concerned about a premier who wants to have a provincial police force (i.e. one that answers to her) AND has legislated that our drivers licenses display our citizenship.

#ableg #abpolitics #UCP=MAGA

12.01.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Edmonton doctors call on Alberta government to declare state of emergency as hospitals overflow Physicians are raising alarms weeks after a man died at a local hospital after waiting hours for treatment

It's 7:30 in the morning and wait times at two Edmonton hospitals are over 7 hours long (University of Alberta Hospital is reporting 8 hours and 45 minutes as I type this). This is all unacceptable on so many levels. #ABleg #Alberta www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

08.01.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œI just put oil in my pan and this happenedโ€ image of frying pan with soldiers and American flag in it

โ€œI just put oil in my pan and this happenedโ€ image of frying pan with soldiers and American flag in it

#usa #oil #politics #cdnpoli

06.01.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Any country: *has oil*
USA:
Congratulations, you are being rescued.
Please do not resist.

Any country: *has oil* USA: Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.

Yup.

#usa #bomb #politics #ww3 #trump

04.01.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Any country: *has oil*
USA:
Congratulations, you are being rescued.
Please do not resist.

Any country: *has oil* USA: Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.

Yup.

#usa #bomb #politics #ww3 #trump

04.01.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, will it be the U.S. or itโ€™s ally Russia that makes the first moves on Canada?

Iโ€™d inquire at the Premierโ€™s Office, but the Governor is occupied with planning a peaceful transfer of AB ownership.

Let the culling of the 51st State Weaklings/Losers/Morons begin now.

#abpoli #ableg #app

03.01.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s reassuring. I donโ€™t live in Calgary. This was a friend who he sent the form too. She is going to report him to the board of acupuncture.

03.01.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Liz lemon says โ€œwhat a year, huh?โ€ And her boss replies โ€œLemon, itโ€™s January 3rdโ€

Liz lemon says โ€œwhat a year, huh?โ€ And her boss replies โ€œLemon, itโ€™s January 3rdโ€

#newyear

03.01.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t look at his polling numbers. This reply was to a friend of mine. Heโ€™s running for Cheif administrator now too, so he sounds serious.

03.01.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Commenter swears at Gustafson who replies โ€œthis is for youโ€ and attaches a MAID form

Commenter swears at Gustafson who replies โ€œthis is for youโ€ and attaches a MAID form

Jaeger Gustafson
โ€ข Follow
All-star contributor 11h โ€ข 

FUND RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AGAIN
I SUPPORT PUBLIC
EDUCATION
- INCLUDING
RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS

Jaeger Gustafson โ€ข Follow All-star contributor 11h โ€ข FUND RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AGAIN I SUPPORT PUBLIC EDUCATION - INCLUDING RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS

Calgary mayoral candidate Jaeger Gustafson has been using his social media to send MAID application forms to residents he disagrees with. This is sick.
Heโ€™s also vouching for residential schools to reopen

#abpoli #ableg #calgary #yyc #alberta @disorderedyyc.bsky.social @thebreakdownab.bsky.social

03.01.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
he year is 2025, Alberta has successfully separated from Canada by buying all the crown land in the province from the Feds for $1 trillion dollars, we are already in massive debt... but it's ok because no equalization payments.
The provincial income tax rate triples to accommodate all the lost federal services and transfers; yet corporate tax rates continue to drop.
Our official currency is the "Klein" as all bills and coins depict King Ralph. A Klein is worth about $0,10 CAD.
We have no military, just a militia of hunters and farmers with guns. They wear yellow vests, this strategy has yet to be tested in battle.
You must eat oil for at least one meal a day; not just because the War room demands it, but because we have no way to ship it because we are land locked and never invested in refining a finished product. The US has their own oil and Canada is importing from anywhere else.
Imported goods are incredibly expensive because we have no official trade agreements with Canada since we told them all to "F off".
The minimum wage is back to $5/hr, unions are outlawed.
Everything has been privatized yet still receives tax funding.

he year is 2025, Alberta has successfully separated from Canada by buying all the crown land in the province from the Feds for $1 trillion dollars, we are already in massive debt... but it's ok because no equalization payments. The provincial income tax rate triples to accommodate all the lost federal services and transfers; yet corporate tax rates continue to drop. Our official currency is the "Klein" as all bills and coins depict King Ralph. A Klein is worth about $0,10 CAD. We have no military, just a militia of hunters and farmers with guns. They wear yellow vests, this strategy has yet to be tested in battle. You must eat oil for at least one meal a day; not just because the War room demands it, but because we have no way to ship it because we are land locked and never invested in refining a finished product. The US has their own oil and Canada is importing from anywhere else. Imported goods are incredibly expensive because we have no official trade agreements with Canada since we told them all to "F off". The minimum wage is back to $5/hr, unions are outlawed. Everything has been privatized yet still receives tax funding.

Friendly reminder of what the APP wants for us. #abpoli #ableg #alberta

30.12.2025 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s
Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads 
โ€œ
Don't trust your government, kids.โ€

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads โ€œ Don't trust your government, kids.โ€

#cdnpoli #politics #newgirl

30.12.2025 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEW: This week on 'Whatever This Is', we break down Danielle Smithโ€™s Alberta Next report that pushes big changes nobody asked for.

We explain the strategy, why it signals weakness, and why scapegoating immigrants for Alberta's problems shows they are out of ideas.โ€จโ€จ#ableg #abpoli #canpoli #cdnpoli

29.12.2025 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A math formula rearranged to read merry Xmas

A math formula rearranged to read merry Xmas

Merry belated and a happy always. ๐ŸŽ„ ๐Ÿงฎ #math

30.12.2025 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PEACE, LOVE
& FUCK
DANIELLE SMITH

@radicalbuttons

PEACE, LOVE & FUCK DANIELLE SMITH @radicalbuttons

Falalalala Fk Danielle Smith ๐ŸŽถ #abpoli #alberta

24.12.2025 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hard to do anything with her head up that direction.

24.12.2025 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas! ๐ŸŽ„

24.12.2025 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.

Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.

Dear Liberals/NDP,

Quit bending right trying to grab โ€œright leaning centristsโ€. Learn from Kamala.

#cdnpoli #abpoli @liberalca.bsky.social @albertandp.ca

11.12.2025 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PEACE, LOVE
& FUCK
DANIELLE SMITH

@radicalbuttons

PEACE, LOVE & FUCK DANIELLE SMITH @radicalbuttons

Falalalala Fk Danielle Smith ๐ŸŽถ #abpoli #alberta

24.12.2025 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.

Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.

Dear Liberals/NDP,

Quit bending right trying to grab โ€œright leaning centristsโ€. Learn from Kamala.

#cdnpoli #abpoli @liberalca.bsky.social @albertandp.ca

11.12.2025 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0