Don't be the dude who makes me tell my coworker "if he comes in again, come get me"
You gon' hate to see me coming
Don't be the dude who makes me tell my coworker "if he comes in again, come get me"
You gon' hate to see me coming
🎶OH COME LET US ADORE HIM🎶
I hope you set gentle resolutions for yourself in 2025.
To be proud of your best. To show up for yourself. To know you're the only one you need to impress.
I love you and I'll love you into the New Year, friends 💕
You can veer into my lane and inch up on my side all you want, sweet pea, I'm not letting you do SHIT until you put a blinker on 💅🏻
Oso's new morning routine is to get off his bed, bunch up his blanket, and use all of his #Bluey toys as a pillow 🥹
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻Thank you!!
Thank you!!! I'm a sucker for menswear and hogging the floor in front of the hotel mirror to do makeup 😂
Silco? Silco.
Gosh this costume's just too fun (albeit way too hot for Atlanta with the coat on)
#Arcane
Today I finally accepted that me, my degree, and my three certifications are simply no match for my boss's complete and lack of reading comprehension skills 💀
Felt cute 💕
Did an "actors" rewatch of Gladiator 2 and it was mind blowing. Sympathized with characters I didn't expect to, cried at parts that truly broke me, and was so engaged with *every* motive.
This is my whole personality now. Gods, please, let there be a role for me like this out there in the future.
Dog photo tax, because this is a new platform and I need to establish his presence immediately
They won't know why, or even appreciate it, but I made sure all the treats I prepped for the shelter dogs tomorrow were made with turkey flavored wet food, pumpkin, and apple.
They deserve it.
A black widow, a cockroach, and a Jerusalem Cricket walked into a bar.
That bar was my house, and I'm going to have to burn it down now. RIP.
The feminine urge to do all the household projects I know I should do *with* my partner by myself while he's away 😌
Is there a job that's like, "beautiful tall statuesque woman who sips wine and drives up prices at high-end art auctions" because I just really feel like I would thrive in that position